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**intimid8er** · 10-05-2007, 08:44 AM

Nice pu.................... Errrr.....nevermind....

jgreth · 10-05-2007, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Actually, I've ridden behind Jeff before.

She's not far off.

<jeff, i'll call you next week and we'll set something up for the following weekend>

HAH!

Awesome.

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Nice pu.................... Errrr.....nevermind....

jgreth · 10-05-2007, 09:06 AM

Err.... wait!!!!

Now I'm concerned.

I'm not sure which bothers me more....
1. He stares at me thinking I'm a p###y that he can have his way with
2. He is looking at my ass

themeatmanlandry · 10-05-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jgreth

Err.... wait!!!!

Now I'm concerned.

I'm not sure which bothers me more....
1. He stares at me thinking I'm a p###y that he can have his way with
2. He is looking at my ass

It has more to do with the hair than anything else.

Staring?

Don't flatter yourself. Ever seen a train wreck?

jgreth · 10-05-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

It has more to do with the hair than anything else.

Staring?

Don't flatter yourself. Ever seen a train wreck?

kay · 10-05-2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JmalB

Nothing like a little ego booster is there, Jeff?

Poor Kay. Crash course in the seemier nuances of the English language.

Hey you're missing some words there.
You mean English "spoken here" right?

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Originally Posted by jgreth

Heh, poor Kay.

It's okay, we have to have some fun though.

The funny part is, I totally skipped over this thread for over a full day so I missed the beginning so I couldn't chime in when the moment was just right.

Well YOU had fun.

And good thing you weren't here to chime in!!!

(Landry, good to see you back!

)

JmalB · 10-08-2007, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kay

Hey you're missing some words there.
You mean English "spoken here" right?

Fortunately this is a nice safe place to learn. At least one of the other forums I frequent is trying to be /b/ in it's crudeness.

kay · 10-08-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JmalB

Fortunately this is a nice safe place to learn. At least one of the other forums I frequent is trying to be /b/ in it's crudeness.

That's mean.

But....but.....but......
What benefit will there be for ME by learning these....er......these "implications"???

Open an "English class of innuendos"?

Oh well, never mind.
It'll take me 100 years anyway.

themeatmanlandry · 10-08-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kay

It'll take me 100 years anyway.

That's diiirtyyy!!!!

Not really, just wanted to add to the confusion!

kay · 10-08-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

That's diiirtyyy!!!!

Not really, just wanted to add to the confusion!

I'm already confused without any more stirring up!

themeatmanlandry · 10-08-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kay

I'm already confused without any more stirring up!

Kay, it's like this: Some Americans can take anything and turn it into a sexual inuendo.

-Personally, I like pie.
-I get off at 5.
-She runs a mean jackhammer.
-Hand me those balls.
-Nice tints.

See what I'm talking about?

It's not you, sweetie, sadly it's us.

**intimid8er** · 10-08-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Kay, it's like this: Some Americans can take anything and turn it into a sexual inuendo.

-Personally, I like pie.
-I get off at 5.
-She runs a mean jackhammer.
-Hand me those balls.
-Nice tints.

See what I'm talking about?

It's not you, sweetie, sadly it's us.

I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.

tricker · 10-08-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.

I would

SNAFU · 10-08-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Kay, it's like this: Some Americans can take anything and turn it into a sexual inuendo.

-Personally, I like pie.
-I get off at 5.
-She runs a mean jackhammer.
-Hand me those balls.
-Nice tints.

See what I'm talking about?

It's not you, sweetie, sadly it's us.

You could take anything and add "I'd like to.........." in front of it. For example a car shop.

"I'd like to..........

Rotate her tires."
Let her change my oil"
Torque that bolt"
Align those headlights."

See what I mean. But I would never dream of saying any of those things.

JmalB · 10-09-2007, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by kay

That's mean.

But....but.....but......
What benefit will there be for ME by learning these....er......these "implications"???

Open an "English class of innuendos"?

Oh well, never mind.
It'll take me 100 years anyway.

Eventually the pervs will have to actually work at squeezing in an innuendo.

**intimid8er** · 10-09-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JmalB

work at squeezing in an innuendo.

Heh...heh....heh.......

tricker · 10-09-2007, 09:15 AM

i deny everything...

kay · 10-09-2007, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Kay, it's like this: Some Americans can take anything and turn it into a sexual inuendo.

-Personally, I like pie.
-I get off at 5.
-She runs a mean jackhammer.
-Hand me those balls.
-Nice tints.

See what I'm talking about?

It's not you, sweetie, sadly it's us.

I only get the fourth one....and maybe the fifth (not sure if I'm right). I mean, I understand all of them but I'm not quite sure what the inuendo is.

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Originally Posted by SNAFU

You could take anything and add "I'd like to.........." in front of it. For example a car shop.

"I'd like to..........

Rotate her tires."
Let her change my oil"
Torque that bolt"
Align those headlights."

See what I mean. But I would never dream of saying any of those things.

THOSE have inuendos????
I'm not seeing ANY!

Are you sure they have some "other" meaning or are you tricking me?

OK, I got your points. I mean, what you are trying to say, but I think it's like my sense of direction. Brain cells needed to understand these things just dropped out somewhere and I can tell....I am NEVER going to learn to get these!

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Heh...heh....heh.......

Aaaaaand, what ARE you snickering at, Tim?

tricker · 10-09-2007, 12:26 PM

Haha all of those are great.. but my mind lives in the gutter so i understand all of those. But i've been known to turn any innocent comment into a "your mom" joke. Yes i know i have a problem and i'm just fine with it.

jgreth · 10-09-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kay

THOSE have inuendos????
I'm not seeing ANY!

Are you sure they have some "other" meaning or are you tricking me?

OK, I got your points. I mean, what you are trying to say, but I think it's like my sense of direction. Brain cells needed to understand these things just dropped out somewhere and I can tell....I am NEVER going to learn to get these!

Okay, I'll give you this one free lesson.

-Personally, I like pie. (Hair Pie, female pubic region)
-I get off at 5. (get off, as in have an orgasm)
-She runs a mean jackhammer. (this could have multiple meanings, 1> she is good at sitting on top and pretending to be riding a jackhammer, or 2> adult toy that vibrates )
-Hand me those balls. ( self explanitory )
-Nice tints. ( take out the 'n' in the last word )

The others, such as rotating her tires and such... they don't have any specific meaning except for basic phrases for 'I'd hit it')

Like if a pretty woman walked into a tire shop and said she needed her tires changed, the guys in back would be saying to each other "Yeah, I'd like to change her tires."

10-05-2007, 08:44 AM	#41 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,795	Nice pu.................... Errrr.....nevermind.... __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/08 The Butthole Surfer's - Who Was In My Room Last Night? <Insert nothing original in this space>

10-05-2007, 09:06 AM	#43 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,078	Err.... wait!!!! Now I'm concerned. I'm not sure which bothers me more.... 1. He stares at me thinking I'm a p###y that he can have his way with 2. He is looking at my ass __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

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