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ZukiChaos · 08-22-2006, 08:08 PM

Yea, the large wolf spiders are freaky!!
Hey Smurf if you ever want to freak yourself out, check out: Spiders

So what killed the mouse, are there more in there, and why is there a web around this stinky, dead mouse???

BlaznBlu · 08-22-2006, 09:01 PM

Be careful there Chaos, this may be an
Arachnocruisergluttonious spider.

This rare spider tends to gorge themselves on chrome and enamel, and often have been known to trap and kill mice so they can wear there skin to sneak into garages easier. They have evolved over the years to where they realize people will step on spiders, but run from mice, so they can ensure a safe getaway if spotted.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

merlot · 08-22-2006, 10:47 PM

Just do what I would do, send the kid out to take care of them! That's the reason we have kids...to do the stuff we don't want to!

wookie · 08-23-2006, 12:45 AM

Cap off one end and throw a stick of M80 in there. Whatever that's in there is guaranteed to be dead after the M80 treatment.

ZukiChaos · 08-23-2006, 06:56 AM

I checked the ol' exhaust today to take a picture for y'all. The smelly dead mouse is gone. But is the killer spider still there????

I don't have kids so we'll never know (until I get drunk enough to explore and not care)

Smurf · 08-23-2006, 07:01 AM

Nope Nope Nope

Apertureguy · 08-23-2006, 07:10 AM

Awww cut it out already!

Pick that thing up and give it a good shake...you'll be fine.

It's bulk pickup today...it's something the town provides for homeowners to throw out the large stuff that wouldn't fit in a garbage can...like TV's & fridges.

I had to pick up and throw away a swing set I took apart last year. It had been sitting way in the back of my yard...on the border where the "woods" are.

Dude, I had snakes, mice, spiders, and little ugly armored beetles all over the place. The mice & snakes would just come out of the supports as I up ended them...except for one.

I must have grabbed this one from the wrong end...because as I'm looking on the ground for the little treasures coming out of the support tube...this 3 foot snake comes writhing out of the top...onto my arm.

I guess it startled me...all I heard was this loud noise. Come to find that was me...screaming like a woman.

**drgibson** · 08-23-2006, 08:11 AM

Hmm is that a Funnel Spider web?

**inspiron** · 08-23-2006, 08:33 AM

That's what nepalm was invented for...

dragbar · 08-23-2006, 08:46 AM

Blackdeek2006 · 08-23-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZukiChaos

After I put the Vance & Hines SS pipes on my C50 I left my OEM exhaust outside sitting by my garage. It's been about 2 months. Now there's a smelly dead mouse wrapped up in webbing hanging out of one of the pipes. Do you think there's a snake or other critter LIVING in there??

Anyone else lazy like me and just left your old pipes outside only to become a morgue (or habitat)?

Since no one really answered your question, i'll give it a shot. Stored a dirtbike and a lawn tractor in a shed in a rural area. When i went to crank em up again, well the mouse that was in my air filter of the dirtbike went for a wild ride when he got shot out of the pipe. The other mouse in the tractor probably died with a serious headache after being spun around in the engine (like on the top of a lawn mower, under the little mess screen). I would think that the mouse died first and then the spider was probably just snacking.

But i do like the flame thrower idea to clean those puppies out.

blackie1491 · 08-23-2006, 03:27 PM

Borrow a long pair of tongs and deposit in the nieghbours yard.

geoffsimpson · 08-23-2006, 05:34 PM

Awe for cripes sake! Enough! You're givin' me the willies!!!!

Ext1jdh · 08-23-2006, 06:28 PM

[IMG] Clockspider image link died, so this is what you see. If you wanna see it, go to google and search for clockspider [/IMG]

ZukiChaos · 08-23-2006, 06:53 PM

LOL...so which should I fear more--spiders or snakes? Can snakes fit in the pipes???

C-villePTR · 08-27-2006, 09:01 AM

Snakes on an Exhaust!!!!!!

hot4teacher · 08-27-2006, 02:31 PM

LOL!!! Very creative!!

**inspiron** · 08-27-2006, 03:26 PM

I mentioned the film "Snakes on a Plane" to a colleague of mine ... he and I were of the same opinion: Bulldroppings.

Lets say you are on a plane, and a bunch of cold-blooded reptiles get loose. All the pilot has to do is drop the oxygen masks and depressurize the plane. The snakes all die in a matter of minutes. Or just turn off the heaters and let the cabin temperature drop down near freezing - the snakes (being cold-blooded) won't be able to move anymore.

If you are going to create a "thriller" film ... at least the premise should be a BIT realistic ...

ZukiChaos · 08-27-2006, 07:29 PM

Inspiron - You are right. I saw the ads for that movie...soooooo stupid!!! I can't believe Samuel Jackson even bothered with it.

At least make a scary movie like "Snakes and Exhaust Pipes" Ahhhhhh Now that's S-C-A-R-Y!!

**inspiron** · 08-28-2006, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZukiChaos

Inspiron - You are right. I saw the ads for that movie...soooooo stupid!!! I can't believe Samuel Jackson even bothered with it.

SLJ, talking to his agent:

"Now, you gotta be bull****tin' me. I wouldn't touch that script with a 10 foot pole. C'mon, I'm a serious actor. You MUST have something better up your sleeve. ... " [about 30 seconds later] " ... They're going to pay HOW MUCH? Are you serious? ... Where do I sign?"

08-22-2006, 09:01 PM	#22 (permalink)
BlaznBlu Clutch Cadet Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 2008 Black/Silver GSX650F. 2005 Black M50 with blue ghost flames. Location: West Melbourne, FL Posts: 906	Be careful there Chaos, this may be an Arachnocruisergluttonious spider. This rare spider tends to gorge themselves on chrome and enamel, and often have been known to trap and kill mice so they can wear there skin to sneak into garages easier. They have evolved over the years to where they realize people will step on spiders, but run from mice, so they can ensure a safe getaway if spotted. Be afraid, be very afraid. __________________ When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

08-23-2006, 12:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
wookie U.B's LoveChild Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: '05 SV650S; '05 GSX-R600;'04 749S Location: 20 Miles East of LA Posts: 1,234	Cap off one end and throw a stick of M80 in there. Whatever that's in there is guaranteed to be dead after the M80 treatment. __________________ "Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pigs love it." "Don't argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." "The Universe is a contest between engineers making things idiot-proof and God making bigger idiots. So far, God is winning by a wide margin."

08-23-2006, 07:01 AM	#26 (permalink)
Smurf Quiche' King Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: 2005 Red Flamed M-50 Location: McDonough Georgia Posts: 4,287	Nope Nope Nope __________________ "I would rather be lucky than good!"

08-23-2006, 08:11 AM	#28 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,683	Hmm is that a Funnel Spider web? __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

08-23-2006, 08:33 AM	#29 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,946	That's what nepalm was invented for... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

08-22-2006, 08:08 PM	#21 (permalink)
ZukiChaos Kickstand Operator Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: '05 BlacknBlue C50 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 284	Yea, the large wolf spiders are freaky!! Hey Smurf if you ever want to freak yourself out, check out: Spiders So what killed the mouse, are there more in there, and why is there a web around this stinky, dead mouse???

08-22-2006, 10:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
merlot Found second gear by accident Joined: Nov 2005 Bike: 2006 M50 - Silver/Grey Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 336	Just do what I would do, send the kid out to take care of them! That's the reason we have kids...to do the stuff we don't want to!

08-23-2006, 07:10 AM	#27 (permalink)
Apertureguy Throttle Jockey Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,185	Awww cut it out already! Pick that thing up and give it a good shake...you'll be fine. It's bulk pickup today...it's something the town provides for homeowners to throw out the large stuff that wouldn't fit in a garbage can...like TV's & fridges. I had to pick up and throw away a swing set I took apart last year. It had been sitting way in the back of my yard...on the border where the "woods" are. Dude, I had snakes, mice, spiders, and little ugly armored beetles all over the place. The mice & snakes would just come out of the supports as I up ended them...except for one. I must have grabbed this one from the wrong end...because as I'm looking on the ground for the little treasures coming out of the support tube...this 3 foot snake comes writhing out of the top...onto my arm. I guess it startled me...all I heard was this loud noise. Come to find that was me...screaming like a woman.

08-23-2006, 08:46 AM	#30 (permalink)
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08-23-2006, 03:27 PM	#32 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,243	Borrow a long pair of tongs and deposit in the nieghbours yard.

08-23-2006, 05:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
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08-23-2006, 06:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
Ext1jdh Top Gear ! Full Throttle! Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: Sold Location: Elgin, IL, US Posts: 5,252	[IMG] Clockspider image link died, so this is what you see. If you wanna see it, go to google and search for clockspider [/IMG] __________________ I am lurking. I am likely to be eaten by a grue. Last edited by Ext1jdh; 08-24-2006 at 01:13 PM.

08-23-2006, 06:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
ZukiChaos Kickstand Operator Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: '05 BlacknBlue C50 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 284	LOL...so which should I fear more--spiders or snakes? Can snakes fit in the pipes???

08-27-2006, 09:01 AM	#36 (permalink)
C-villePTR Seat Tester Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 1981 Kawasaki 650 CSR Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 70	Snakes on an Exhaust!!!!!!

08-27-2006, 02:31 PM	#37 (permalink)
hot4teacher In Training Joined: Aug 2006 Bike: 2006 Suzuki Boulevard S50 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 123	LOL!!! Very creative!!

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08-27-2006, 03:26 PM	#38 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,946	I mentioned the film "Snakes on a Plane" to a colleague of mine ... he and I were of the same opinion: Bulldroppings. Lets say you are on a plane, and a bunch of cold-blooded reptiles get loose. All the pilot has to do is drop the oxygen masks and depressurize the plane. The snakes all die in a matter of minutes. Or just turn off the heaters and let the cabin temperature drop down near freezing - the snakes (being cold-blooded) won't be able to move anymore. If you are going to create a "thriller" film ... at least the premise should be a BIT realistic ... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

08-27-2006, 07:29 PM	#39 (permalink)
ZukiChaos Kickstand Operator Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: '05 BlacknBlue C50 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 284	Inspiron - You are right. I saw the ads for that movie...soooooo stupid!!! I can't believe Samuel Jackson even bothered with it. At least make a scary movie like "Snakes and Exhaust Pipes" Ahhhhhh Now that's S-C-A-R-Y!!

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