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Old 05-04-2006, 12:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This happened a few years ago but I thought I'd post it anyway. Traveling down the interstate on a bike without a windshield. I came up behind a horse trailer and couldn't pass immediately; I felt something on my arms then saw some droplets on my face shield. I realized that one of the horses was relieving itself. Thank God for face shields. Needless to say, I let off the throttle quickly and dropped back until I could fall in line with the traffic in the fast lane.

Moral of the story is; don’t follow horse trailers unless you want a bath.

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Old 05-04-2006, 12:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG, that sucks! LMAO! Excellent tip though. I am sure that as much urine as those things make, it could be pretty hazardess too.
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Old 05-04-2006, 12:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Keep your distance from any tose open livestock trailers. I saw a driver in the left lane passing one get a serious yellow spray job from a cow's rear end.
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Old 05-04-2006, 01:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Another good reason for a full faced helmet
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Old 05-04-2006, 02:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Horse trailers...pigs, cows...sheep etc.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Awww dude that is disgusting.

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Old 05-04-2006, 04:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. wHEN YOU ARE RIDING ALONG A ROAD NEXT TO FARM, WHERE THE FARMER IS SPRAYING HIS FIELD WITH LIQUID MANURE, WITH THE SPRAY TIP SPRAYING INTO THE AIR ABOUT 15-20' HIGH. aND THE WIND IS BLOWING, TOWARDS YOU, SPEEDUP.

i LEARNED MY LESSON TO-DAY.
tHAT IS WHY i AM SHOUTING.

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Old 05-05-2006, 03:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL. Talk about leaving a bad taste in your mouth huh Blackie, hehe.
When I got home and told my daughter about it, she had seen the droplets all over my visor, she let out a big EEEWWWW!
Was a first for me too.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Did you offer to take her for a ride along the same country road.

That was the first time I have seen the sprayer pointed up like that.
His cab was forward of that spray.

That is one farmer I won't be waving at.
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Old 05-14-2006, 11:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Sorry but I had to bring this one back to life. We have lots of chicken houses in our area thus lots of chicken trucks! If you follow to close its like being tarred and feathered but the tar isn't tar....... Some drivers will shake the truck with the breaks of turn the wheel quickly if they see you behind them, this scares the chickens and they relieve themselves.
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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HA!! thats horrible and hillarious at the same time!
definately something i wouldnt have considered, but i'll never forget - thanks for the post

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