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Old 03-30-2005, 08:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you wear your riding clothes when you're not riding your bike..
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is in your living room, but your car has no garage...
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is worth three times as much as your car...
You may be a True Biker.

If the flower pots on your front porch are made from old helmets,
You may be a True Biker.

If your household has more motorcycles that televisions...
You may be a True Biker.

If you met your wife at a bike rally...
You may be a True Biker

If your Ol' Lady has more tatoos than Sid Vicious...
You may be a True Biker

If you hadn't realized that BMW, Honda, & Suzuki
actually make cars...
You may be a True Biker

If any of your children were conceived on a motorcycle...
You may be True Biker

If your wife thinks that Bike Night is part of your work...
You might be a True Biker

If you name your motorcycles, but your wife names your kids...
You may be a True Biker.

If you have a "riding bike" and a "project bike"...
You might be a True Biker

If you insure your scooter year round, but your car only in the winter months...
You might be a True Biker

If you can remember your first Harley ride but not your first kiss...
You might be a True Biker

If you spend more at the winter swap meet than Christmas shopping...
You might be a True Biker

If you lay atop your scooter to protect it during a hail storm...
You might be a True Biker

If your bike is cleaner than the jeans & shirt you are wearing...
You might be a True Biker

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Old 03-30-2005, 08:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL that was good
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's just wrong! I resemble to many of those!

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Old 03-30-2005, 10:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hee hee hee! 10 out of 17...I think i'll go ride some more now...
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hee hee hee! 10 out of 17...I think i'll go ride some more now...
OK, so that made me go back and count...............11 of 17. Guess were both lost causes! Time to go clean some riding gear!
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If I were still married, I think it would have been about 14 or 15 out of 17...

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Old 03-30-2005, 10:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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if u lay atop ur scooter???? So we classify scooter riders as "bikers" now? I guess if they have the same passion for two wheels as we do then...
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Didn't Jeff Foxworthy do that same bit on Comedy Central???
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If you wear your riding clothes when you're not riding your bike..
You may be a True Biker.

If you spend more at the winter swap meet than Christmas shopping...
You might be a True Biker

If your bike is cleaner than the jeans & shirt you are wearing...
You might be a True Biker

These are me all the way!!!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You might be a True Biker
I have to take issue with that one. A REAL biker only cleans it to check for leaks and to make sure you can still tell what color it's supposed to be. A poseur sits and polishes chrome in his driveway, while I'm out ripping it up in the corners.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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truew my bike is really dirty looks like it's a dirt bike.... i ride it clean it before a nice day so it looks good for the ummm.... u know!!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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For THAT one, Finchy?

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Old 03-31-2005, 07:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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that is my plan, but that is not for a few years!!!
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