Brad Pitt caught lane splitting and causes accident

[GeorgiaRoller]

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

if I had Brad Pitts money I would still have grease under my fingernails. That and one helluva garage.

If I had his money I would pay people to put grease under my fingers and then pay some other people to clean the grease from under my fingers and then send HammerPete a check big enough to tell everyone how much of a hardcore Ol Skooler I really was.

I can't believe I'm sticking up for the guy either. I typically HATE most people in la la land because their so fake. He seems like a good guy to me that does alot of heartfelt philanthropy work and the paparazzi film everyone of his bowel movements. I don't want to be a hater, that's just too easy all the time.

And what the hell is Dr. Bob parousing around the TMZ site for????? That may be the most disturbing thing going on here.

[intimid8er]

Because it was Brad Pitt, and the money he has, is why I mentioned Chica's Customs.

Celebs are all about notoriety and whoring brands out. I'm with Pete...I'd be shocked if he wrenched it, but I seriously doubt it. Sure the bobber has replaced the chopper, but that one has some hallmarks that tell me Chica. I'm probably wrong, but odds are if I'm not right...I'm probably damn close.

[Camp21178]

I agree with the good Doctor that Brad is an idiot. C'mon, Angelina over Jennifer?

[HAMMERPETE]

Originally Posted by Camp21178

I agree with the good Doctor that Brad is an idiot. C'mon, Angelina over Jennifer?

I think everyone in the world agrees with you on that point!

[omegajim]

I agree with the good Doctor that Brad is an idiot. C'mon, Angelina over Jennifer?

I dunno, it's more like which do you want - Ferrari or Maserati; you get make choices many, many men all around the world wish they had to deal with.

the only real detraction is, Angelina has all those crazy tattoos.

and a Groucho Marx moment comes over me "oh lydia, oh lydia, oh have you seen lydia the TATTOOOOOOOD lady."

[stp1971]

Well I have a nearby neighbor who has a little bit of fame and he rides around on some chopper that someone else built him. But then again,, he doesn't have Brad Pitts money and the dang thing is only good for the 30 minute rides aroud the block.

[Rickster]

Originally Posted by intimid8er

<-----fills cooler with ice and beer. Drags it front and center. Opens lawn chair. Pops a frosty one. Opens second chair....leaves it empty. Put's feet on cooler and takes a long pull off of the beer and waits patiently.

Hey Tim you got room for a third chair there, I got to tell ya that in a show-down between thest two guys I'm placing my money on the smart guy.

[intimid8er]

Originally Posted by Rickster

Hey Tim you got room for a third chair there, I got to tell ya that in a show-down between thest two guys I'm placing my money on the smart guy.

Plenty of room brother. Don't have a chair? I'll give ya mine.

[intimid8er]

Originally Posted by Camp21178

I agree with the good Doctor that Brad is an idiot. C'mon, Angelina over Jennifer?

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

I think everyone in the world agrees with you on that point!

Originally Posted by omegajim

I dunno, it's more like which do you want - Ferrari or Maserati; you get make choices many, many men all around the world wish they had to deal with.

Which proves the old adage. Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show one guy that's tired of sleeping with her.

Of course, my dear old pops put that in far cruder terms when he passed that nugget along.

[inspiron]

*Kick's Tim's feet off the cooler*
*Grabs a cold beer*
*Pulls up a chair*

Actually, the saying is "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll remind you that someone, somewhere is tired of her %hit."

I'm sort of mixed on the video - Sure, he probably doesn't have much riding experience (his buddy George Clooney just had two accidents within a matter of weeks over here in Ticino, Northern Italy), but he also doesn't have any chance to be "human". I'm happy that there were no cameras around as I was learning to ride my bikes - the first few hours and miles we ALL looked goofy, like we were suffering some kind of seizure instead of piloting a motorcycle.

[HAMMERPETE]

Originally Posted by intimid8er

Which proves the old adage. Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show one guy that's tired of sleeping with her.

Of course, my dear old pops put that in far cruder terms when he passed that nugget along.

Sorry Tim. The statement should be ...So Me a good looking woman and somewhere there is a Man tired of her sh#$
But I am sure that goes for both genders.

[HumanMachine]

What that video doesn't show is Pitt chewing out some Pap in a car for knocking him over. Doesn't look like anything like that happened, though.

[omegajim]

I'm happy that there were no cameras around as I was learning to ride my bikes - the first few hours and miles we ALL looked goofy, like we were suffering some kind of seizure instead of piloting a motorcycle.

I'm happy there aren't many cameras around where I drive now.

and if I'm sitting on a lawn chair, I'll bring my own brand - PBR all the way.

[tricker]

Originally Posted by omegajim

I'm happy there aren't many cameras around where I drive now.

and if I'm sitting on a lawn chair, I'll bring my own brand - PBR all the way.

I told my sister when my niece starts dating. I'm going to be sitting on the front lawn when he shows up, warn the little SOB that I'll be on the front lawn in a lawn chair. Shotgun next to me, cooler of probably PBR, dog next to me and waiting at designated time. She's ok with this, Sydney (my niece) might not be.

[omegajim]

shotguns are so last generation, two generations ago thing.

Today, assault rifle with Nikon scope and a 20 round clip with two extra magazines hanging off the cooler.

and let the kid know as you tap the rifle "out to 300 hundred meters, lethal."

wasn't this thread all about how celebrities couldn't drive mtorocycles?

btw, did anybody else ever see the Toby Keith video where they had him driving a motorcycle?

[tricker]

rifle makes it easy.. or i could just leave the 44 mag on my lap

[donny662]

Originally Posted by GeorgiaRoller

And what the hell is Dr. Bob parousing around the TMZ site for????? That may be the most disturbing thing going on here.

That is the best line in this thread.

[Wyldesoul]

Originally Posted by HumanMachine

What that video doesn't show is Pitt chewing out some Pap in a car for knocking him over. Doesn't look like anything like that happened, though.

Nah, I saw an extended video of that, and it looks like he's politely exchanging information with the guy, after pulling to the side of the road.

[tallannie]

Did we consider he did this on purpose?
look at all the publicity he is getting!

[omegajim]

he's brad pitt, an a list celebrity last time I checked.

Now if it was screech or carrot top (or David Schwimmer) then you'd be on target.

as for the good Dr. visiting TMZ, well you got to browse the celebrity nonsense some of the time.