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Old 06-26-2009, 09:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I was ridding around Raleigh on my bike and had two girls in a Cooper S flirting with me. I pulled into a store and they turned in behind me. The were about 25 and so when I pulled off my helmet they realized that I am an old fart. We did talk for a few minutes and they were nice even though I was not what they were expecting. It really does suck getting old. Maybe it's time to buy that BMW bike now. LOL
You idiot!!!! I would have kept my helmet on all the way to the hotel and then just kept the lights off!
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Old 06-26-2009, 10:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You idiot!!!! I would have kept my helmet on all the way to the hotel and then just kept the lights off!
I was holding out hope that they had daddy issues and so sought the affections of older men.
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Old 07-14-2009, 03:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2009, 03:49 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:17 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've noticed a LOT of attention from women both passing by on the road as well as stopped at lights. It's both strange and addicting. Similarly, every single woman I know (including the married ones) want a ride. One of the first 3 things out of their mouths after they find out I have a bike is "Will you take me for a ride"...

Now, because I'm a brand spankin new rider I've refused them all, however as soon as I feel like I can handle it safely I'll likey *ahem* entertain their requests. How do you guys handle the whole helmet thing? Do you just keep a spare medium or small size layin' around?

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Old 07-20-2009, 02:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Georgia Roller...you're a freaking riot. That was exactly what I was thinking....Keep the darned helmet on!
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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By my own unscientifical polling methods...

Seven out of ten strippers seem to prefer, "The Harley type bike, and not those plasticky thingied sport bike."
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Seven out of ten strippers seem to prefer, "The Harley type bike, and not those plasticky thingied sport bike."
by my own unscientifical expensive polling methods.. 10 out of 10 strippers will say anything to you so you open up the wallet
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Seven out of ten strippers seem to prefer, "The Harley type bike, and not those plasticky thingied sport bike."
Like a bee to honey.
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So 2 things why do women freak when you tell them you have bike (in a good way) and why do they secretly like cruisers better?
Because there are no cool movies about sport bike riders - only cheesy energy drinking dumb dumbs.

Who would you rather do if you have boobs - James Dean or a biker version of Vin Diesel?
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i'm not sure. i think i'd need the other parts... i already have moobs.

who is cooler? james dean, and i've never watched a movie with him in it.
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Because there are no cool movies about sport bike riders - only cheesy energy drinking dumb dumbs.

Who would you rather do if you have boobs - James Dean or a biker version of Vin Diesel?
What!! Have you never seen "Cool as Ice" with the great Vinilla Ice?
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What!! Have you never seen "Cool as Ice" with the great Vinilla Ice?
"Drop the Zero and get with the Hero"
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i'm not sure. i think i'd need the other parts... i already have moobs.

who is cooler? james dean, and i've never watched a movie with him in it.
All 3 of them
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James Dean only made 3 movies, and I think they're worth watching.

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