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Old 05-01-2009, 06:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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tell her that whatever is between her legs is a big money bag and squeeze it tight...

it's surprising how much a woman can squeeze those thighs shut when they want.
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gosh what a low opinion of women this evidences.....or perhaps you have only met the avaricious ones....


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it's surprising how much a woman can squeeze those thighs shut when they want.
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Old 05-02-2009, 05:02 AM   #23 (permalink)
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i don't have a low opinion of women...

actually, the money bag thing is what was taught to me in my motorcycle course... the instructor kept saying "pretend you have a big bag of money between your knees"

and the second part was a joke! holy! (and wasn't referring to money) lol
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i don't have a low opinion of women...

actually, the money bag thing is what was taught to me in my motorcycle course... the instructor kept saying "pretend you have a big bag of money between your knees"

and the second part was a joke! holy! (and wasn't referring to money) lol
Oh, it was a joke guys....
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Mr. Cricket... we generally try not to play english teacher with our friends here... we all goof up from time to time...
Annie, I sent you a PM explaining our young Mr Crickets need to correct my spelling.
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We all know there's a certain sexual tension with a guy riding a bike, and the girl "hanging on to him" from the back. Guys think it's sexy, and --trust me -- so do girls (ya, I think this as well ). SOOOOOO, I will not get on the back of a bike with a guy who will only interpret me hanging on for my life as some sort of invitation to have sex It's got to be someone I trust, and not just with my life, but also with someone who won't try on hit on me after.
Ahhh.... ok. Fair enough.
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FWIW, she's 17. I'm 44. And married. And my wife has a 24 year old daughter. The LAST thing I would do is "hit on" a 17 year old girl! No, thanks. I prefer women in my own age!
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FWIW, she's 17. I'm 44. And married. And my wife has a 24 year old daughter. The LAST thing I would do is "hit on" a 17 year old girl! No, thanks. I prefer women in my own age!
Do you guys put child molester pictures on the internet, so everyone knows who they are, like they do here?
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Old 05-02-2009, 07:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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FWIW, she's 17. I'm 44. And married. And my wife has a 24 year old daughter. The LAST thing I would do is "hit on" a 17 year old girl! No, thanks. I prefer women in my own age!
I'm sorry inspiron, I didn't mean to insinuate anything there!! I was helping tricker understand something there...
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FWIW, she's 17. I'm 44. And married. And my wife has a 24 year old daughter. The LAST thing I would do is "hit on" a 17 year old girl! No, thanks. I prefer women in my own age!
demand pictures of the 24 year old daughter.. technically in range for me
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I'm sorry inspiron, I didn't mean to insinuate anything there!! I was helping tricker understand something there...
I never have used my bike to so call pick up girls before. I know many guys who do but what's the point? I don't trust too many with my bike in any shape or form even as riders. My first rider was a very good friend of about 5 years who i trust more than anyone. The 2nd was a friend from work who is married with 4 kids. Its more of enjoying the ride for me than the attempt to hit on said girl.
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I never have used my bike to so call pick up girls before. I know many guys who do but what's the point? I don't trust too many with my bike in any shape or form even as riders. My first rider was a very good friend of about 5 years who i trust more than anyone. The 2nd was a friend from work who is married with 4 kids. Its more of enjoying the ride for me than the attempt to hit on said girl.
I'm in total agreement with you That's why I'll only ride with people who I know share that enjoyment of the ride, like me. I'll never get behind someone who'll only try to pick me up after. I've had guys try to pick me up that way, showing off their motorcycle, blah blah, and I was always more insulted than impressed. I consider that very cheap of a guy, actually. I've ridden behind a good guy friend I went to school with, whose at-the-time g/f was encouraging me to get on for the ride. Then I rode with my ex-boyfriend, and I ride every now and then behind my BIL.
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If it was a guy I didn't mind getting "close" to, I would put my hands into his jacket pockets and then hold on to the fabric inside the pocket there for a good grip. That is, if the bike has no back rest for me. I just don't trust hanging on to someone's waist or hips as the only measure of keeping me on the back of someone's bike.

The other day, I took a girl from class for a ride on my bike. She kept asking, So the weather was nice one day. We rode during our lunch break. I got the the restaurant and went to reach into my jacket pocket to get my wallet and realized that it was unzipped. Then I noticed the other was was also. While we were ridding she unzipped the pockets and was holding onto those. I did not even realize she did that.

It was the first time she has ever ridden on a motorcycle. I gave her a few pointers before hand and she did great. She loved it and had a good time.
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I've posted pictures of her before ... it's up to you to find them
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damn... been searching for hours... can't find it
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Me too.
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How close am I?

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So, the ride went great today. I hardly noticed that she was on the bike - she held onto my jacket the whole time, and didn't move around much at all. Every time we stopped, she complained that she had a huge smile on her face and she couldn't stop smiling!

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I think she enjoyed that ride out on your bike you can almost see the grin even with the helmet on .
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