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Old 10-24-2007, 02:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a Jerry Clower coon hunt: "Always give the coon a fighting chance, he can jump into 15 dogs, but at least he has the option of whipping all those dogs and walking off if he wants to."
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a Jerry Clower coon hunt: "Always give the coon a fighting chance, he can jump into 15 dogs, but at least he has the option of whipping all those dogs and walking off if he wants to."
"Shoot it! Shoot it!"

"Jerry, I can't fire into the mix like that . . . what if I hit you on accident?"

"Just fire the gun, dammit! Hit one'a us. I got to get me some RELIEF!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:01 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I have you all beat... I give the deer the rifle and I take a pocket knife.. its only fair if the deer get to shoot back..hahahahaha!
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I would hate to see how chuck norris hunts... probably just roundhouse kicks them... or just points and says bang and they die.

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Old 10-24-2007, 11:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Wookie, I think I have an idea, but what is this favorite canyon road of yours? Inquiring local riders want to know.

Glad your situation wasn't worse. I've experienced a lot of deer when I ride the good roads in the area between LA and the Central Coast, but unlike back east and the midwest, they always seem to stay off the roads.
Just PM'ed you the link.

Half of it was kinda messed up when some idiot decided to set fire to a stolen car and pushed it into the canyon last month.
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:19 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Half of it was kinda messed up when some idiot decided to set fire to a stolen car and pushed it into the canyon last month.
ahh I hate when that happens
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM   #27 (permalink)
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.... hmmm well, IF I was going to hunt a deer, I would put out a bigg plate of my cinnamon oatmeal raisin cookies... which I make with Crisco (and lots of it). Once the deer consumed the plate full, it would be happy to follow me home.

.... either that or it would be a simple matter to ...uh....follow the ...uh....trail as that much Crisco does its work on the lower intestines....

(dont EVER eat more than about 2 of my cookies ...
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:52 AM   #28 (permalink)
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PS.. I am sooooo dissapointed no one seemed to like the 'doe with a lightbar' joke earlier... *sigh*....
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I hit a deer during an off-road race on a KTM running 65 mph. Not pretty. Amazingly I was not hurt too bad. The bike sufferd some damage and of course it killed the deer, but it was messy.
With 25 million deer in the US, the National Safety Council recommends those riding motorcycles to use the new Deer Collision Prevention Helmets to help avoid hitting a deer. These new helmets essentially scare the deer away and thereby significantly decreases your risks of a deer collision. These helmets come in all sizes to fit your entire family.

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Old 10-25-2007, 10:08 AM   #30 (permalink)
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PS.. I am sooooo dissapointed no one seemed to like the 'doe with a lightbar' joke earlier... *sigh*....
That's because only bucks have lightbars, like Rudolph.

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Old 10-25-2007, 10:43 AM   #31 (permalink)
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With 25 million deer in the US, the National Safety Council recommends those riding motorcycles to use the new Deer Collision Prevention Helmets to help avoid hitting a deer. These new helmets essentially scare the deer away and thereby significantly decreases your risks of a deer collision. These helmets come in all sizes to fit your entire family.

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Got one on order already, and OSHA is coming out w/ their new safety requirements for off-road bikes which appears to be some sort of cage around the bike w/ a GPS guided laser radar screen, that takes control of the bike from input data derived from a micro-chip implanted in your brain. Right now they only have software written for whitetail deer, the elk and moose programs are coming out later this year.
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:48 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:08 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Should have kicked it 'Road Rash' style.
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