So, you want to ride like a jackass eh?

[Ext1jdh]

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

[jgreth]

[womper]

Originally Posted by DeRiggi

PLUS F'ING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I too was thrown back by his tone and generalization. Unfortunately, most of us HAVE had it happen to us. These News-Readers (i refuse to call them journalists) need to just do their job, read whats on the prompter, and leave it up to the public to make their generalizations about any group of people.

i've had more slammed honda civics whip past me than any other vehicle...

ya, i've had some motorcycles whip by... (all kinds) but the people who whip right past dangerously have to be those civics... when you see duck tape on a lowered car... that makes me nervous... good 'mechanic' he is
smaller BMW cars (the ones the little kids can afford) also whip by from time to time...