A new gixxer owner (introducing myself)

[TL chris]

I must be getting old too.

[87gsxrnut]

Huh? What? Who, ME? I know Nuthin'!

- Nut

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by Janis

A big kiss Bob!

[was thinking...if you're da Uncle and I'm da Auntie...are we...MARRIED?]

God I hope not !

Hate to have my wife flirting on many continents at the same time !

More like I'm the father's brother and you're the mother's sister, makes us in laws I guess!

[Janis]

I wasn't there, and if you prove I was there, I surely was sleeping (polite form here!)

[Janis]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

God I hope not !

Hate to have my wife flirting on many continents at the same time !

More like I'm the father's brother and you're the mother's sister, makes us in laws I guess!

Well I hate not knowing my hubby at all!
We're still relatives, so I guess I can't flirt with you!
Gimme back my BIG kiss! J/K

Autie loves you!

[Uncle Bob]

I've got french blood, I always greet my sister in law with a big wet kiss !

[Janis]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

I've got french blood, I always greet my sister in law with a big wet kiss !

Who did tell you you need to moisterize??



p.s. was that a promise or a threat?

[inspiron]

I think most of the men in this forum would greet Janis with a big wet kiss :-X

Hey Uncle Bob ... you really should try a different creme.

[Janis]

Originally Posted by inspiron

I think most of the men in this forum would greet Janis with a big wet kiss :-X

I'm a chain smoker. It would be like licking an ashtray

[Uncle Bob]

Hey I wouldn't lick my sister in law !

[Janis]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

Hey I wouldn't lick my sister in law !

Humm, what's a wet kiss then? Don't you lick about doing it?
Goshh I need a review!
Or maybe you do!

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by Janis

I'm a chain smoker. It would be like licking an ashtray

[anti-smoking tirade]
You should really stop doing that . . . especially chain-smoking. As a volunteer fireman, I see folks all of the time that smoke. The ones that do it long enough get to drag an oxygen tank around with them everywhere they go. They are miserable, their family looks miserable, and death arrives much earlier for these folks than it does for the rest of the population. Plus, when death comes, it uses one of it's nastiest tools to tear you down . . .either cancer or emphysema.

The cancer eats away at the lungs (you knew that) and anything else it happens to find in your body. Basically, its cells grow so rapidly that they clog up much-needed passsages in the body forcing parts to do without their nutrients until . . .

The emphysema fills your lungs with nasty fluids that have to be removed using a nebulizer - a thing that vaporizes a crappy tasting irritant, so you can intentionally inhale it into your lungs and then cough it right back out along with the other 'stuff' that's in there. You basically drown in you r own bodily fluids.

All of this goes hand-in-hand with the skin damage associated with all of the free radicals that are given off in the smoke. These cause premature wrinkling.

Second hand smoke. Why is it so bad, you may ask? When you drag on the cigarette, you fan the flame, so to speak, rasing the combustion temperature to a higher level, that results in many of the long-chain carcinogens being broken down. When the cigarette smoulders, the combustion temperature is really low, and these dangerous chemicals are evolved directly, without the benefits of higher-temp incineration. That said, the second-hand smoke wafts away from the cigarette, intot he air and everyone gets a little taste of the worst side of the cigarette.

If you value yourself, stop smoking. Pretty girls shouldn't smoke. I smoked for 7-8 years. One day, I got tired of smelling/feeling like an ashtray (no offense folks), so I set a date . . . smoked like a freight train up until the last minute . . . and just quit. I never looked back. THe first month is the hardest. After that . . . smooth sailing.
[/anti-smoking tirade]

[inspiron]

Yup, I think that about covers it ... not much to add.

[inspiron gets out his soapbox]

Janis, nice looking ladies (like yourself) should not smoke - and ladies who do smoke don't stay pretty very long.

If the "Body Worlds" show ever comes to Rome, you should take a look. I have seen this exhibition twice (once in Basel, once in Munich) and was really amazed/shocked to see what cigarette smoke can do to the human body.

And by not smoking, you'll have more oxygen getting into your blood, giving you more endurance and strength (abd hopefully improving your lap times!)

[steps down from the soapbox]

[87gsxrnut]

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

-Nut

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by Janis

Humm, what's a wet kiss then? Don't you lick about doing it?
Goshh I need a review!
Or maybe you do!

I just drool a lot !

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

I just drool a lot !

He does! er, uh . . . I've heard.

[Uncle Bob]

Well excuse me people but I'm going riding, got a new helmet to try out !.

[TL chris]

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

-Nut

You preach it brother.

[87gsxrnut]

Uncle Bob, I dub thee: Sir-Drool-A-Lot

- Nut

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

Uncle Bob, I dub thee: Sir-Drool-A-Lot

- Nut

'Nut, I dub thee: Sir-Keep-The-Janis-Threads-At-The-Top-Of-The-Page-A-Lot!