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Old 12-13-2006, 08:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Forum Glossary

There have been several questions lately about abbreviations and terms used here, so I thought I would put together a short glossary for our new members. Feel free to add or comment!

Commonly Used Terms

NEWBIE – A new rider. NEWBIE is not necessarily a negative title. Everyone was a NEWBIE at one time. Sometimes also spelled NOOBIE or NOOB.

PLONK - The sound a TROLL makes as (s)he falls to the bottom of an ignore list. This term (usually written *plonk*) is often used as a form of public ridicule.

SQUID – "Squirrelly Kid" or "Stupid, Quick and Inevitably Dead" or " Stupid, Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous"
A SQUID is an inexperienced young rider on a race replica bike. The name SQUID can also refer to their style of movement – a quick movement in a straight line, but unable to turn without stopping first.

TROLL – A troll is a person who makes provocative statements with the intention of starting an argument or a “flame war”. Around here, most TROLLs begin by asking which racing bike they should buy as their first bike, then proceed to ignore or refute any kind of good advice that they should start with a more NEWBIE-friendly bike.


Abbreviations

+1 / - I Agree

AFAIK - As Far As I Know

BTW - By The Way

DTTAH - Don't Try This At Home (also seen as KDTTAH, for Kids, Don't ... )

FNG - Freaking New Guy (a NEWBIE)

FUBAR - Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

FWIW - For What It’s Worth

GAFL - Get A (Four-letter word) Life

GMAFB - Give Me A (Four-letter word) Break

HTH - Hope This (or That) Helps

IIRC - If I Remember Correctly, or If I Recall Correctly

IMO - In My Opinion

IMHO - In My Humble (or Honest) Opinion

IOW - In Other Words

ITT - In This Thread

LEO - Law Enforcement Officer

LMAO - Laughing My A** Off.

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

NSFW - Not Safe For Work
Used when a link contains something that may not be suitable for viewing at work.

OP - Original Post or Original Poster

OTOH - On The Other Hand

ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing.

SFW - Safe For Work
Used when a link is suitable for viewing at work.

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

TU - "Tits Up" (another way of saying "dead")

WTF - What the (Four-letter word)

WRT - With Regard To

YMBK - You Must Be Kidding

YMBFK - You Must Be (Four-letter word) Kidding

YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary

So, did I miss any?