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04-22-2004, 04:45 PM
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| Sit speling cheker   Joined: Mar 2004
Bike: GSX-R 600 K1
Location: Northants,UK
Posts: 1,631
|  Ripped his Manhood off!!! I was on comp last night but had TV on for noise. The sound of a bike got my attention.It was a prog called World Of Pain. Anyway,bloke in Germany on his fireblade with his mate behind him on a bike with camera.Fireblade is at warpspeed,hits the back of a car,stays on the bike and bounces to the side of the road  ,to cut a long story short,when he hit car,he ripped tank off with his pelvis.This also ripped off his soft bit!Ouch!It showed a pic of him minus his dick,his g/f said they didnt have much sex these days.Had to turn over when they started talking about peeling skin off his arm to make a new one. 
__________________ Stevie C '02 Gixer 600 K1,Yellow and Black (fastest colour!  ), always beats red ones!!Why put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today. |
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04-22-2004, 05:08 PM
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| Site Admin & Squeegee Boy   Joined: Dec 1969
Bike: 2003 Volusia SE
Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada
Posts: 107
| Ouch ! Took the liberty of modifying the topic title, find "manhood" a little cleaner than the other word used.
__________________ Yadda yadda yadda, whatever, they ain't going to listen anyway. |
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04-22-2004, 10:14 PM
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| What makes you say that?   Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 1200 S
Location: St. Cloud, MN, USA
Posts: 892
| Sometimes I'm thankful for the extreme censorship we endure over here. Like now. Prefer language enhancement to censorship Uncle B.
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04-23-2004, 02:59 AM
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| In Training Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Bel Air Maryland
Posts: 115
| Ouch! I don't think I will try that one. Extream pain is not my thing. Think use of some sence is in order when riding.
__________________ VS800 Intuder Not the biggest bike on the street but the biggest one I have ever had. And I love it. |
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04-23-2004, 09:45 AM
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| Happy-ass Lunatic  Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black)
Location: Memphis
Posts: 11,423
| Two stories: Friend-of-a-Friend Story\ A guy I work with had a friend in college that wrecked his bike, and he told me that the tank was still between the guy's legs when he landed! Saw This Myself Story I went to high school with a guy named Mike. He came from a die-hard Harley family, so he rode a Harley to school most dry days. He was screwing around behind one of the school buses in traffic, showing out for those that were trapped to riding the bus to and fro. Well . . . Don't ask me how, but this dude manages to run into the back of the bus, and his nuts were sort of 'caught' in this gap between the seat and the gas tank before he was thrown from the bike (into the back of the bus, mind you . . . I wish I'd have been on that bus). A few days later, in the bathroom during auto shop class, Mike says, "Hey, ya'll lookit here!" His pants were around his ankles, and he was showing us his 'bag.' It looked like a bruised peach. It was swollen, full of fluid and covered in a purple bruise. Yuck.
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