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Old 09-23-2005, 10:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Bike: Suzuki S40
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 168
Default I have the safest bike in the WORLD!!!

It never stalls.
It never has flats.
It never lets me overbalance.
It never lets me underbalance.
It never has mechanical problems.
It never skids.
Its tires never wear out.
It never needs gas.
It never has accidents.
It never even needs to be cleaned.





... all this will probably change when it finally arrives.

They ordered it a week ago and told me to expect it at the begining of this week. It's been a no-show all week. Today? "They say it's at the warehouse, so it will probably be here by the end of next week."

WHAT?!?!

Come on, now. I could walk to New Jersey by then! It's already been a week, so there and back again. Is it being delivered on the back of a turtle?

Let's step it up, folks! There are some roads out there that need riding on (not to mention that the weather has been PERFECT this week).