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Old 08-20-2005, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Quick joke for ya

A young boy had just received his driving permit. He asked his
father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car.
His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal
with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get
your hair cut and we'll talk about it."

After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if
they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's
study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You
have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but
you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been
thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long
hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied... "Yes, and they WALKED every where