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Old 06-25-2005, 09:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125
Location: South Africa
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Default Cancer Scare?

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Bensons & Hedges then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks !!