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06-25-2005, 09:57 AM
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| Sprocket Pilot   Join Date: Sep 2003
Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125
Location: South Africa
Posts: 857
|  Cancer Scare?
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Bensons & Hedges then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Customer: Thanks !! |
