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06-25-2005, 09:57 AM
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| Sprocket Pilot   Joined: Sep 2003
Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125
Location: South Africa
Posts: 857
|  Cancer Scare? Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Bensons & Hedges then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Customer: Thanks !!
__________________ I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.  Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.  Hey, psycho, we're not getting back together. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. |
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06-25-2005, 10:00 AM
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| Sit speling cheker   Joined: May 2004
Bike: 2003 Marauder 800
Location: Fairview Heights, IL
Posts: 1,668
|  Uh, what?
__________________ "Rome didn't win wars by holding meetings. They did it by crushing those who opposed them." - unknown Everyone has a dark side. Mine's just a little closer to the surface. |
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06-25-2005, 10:48 AM
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| Et cetera ad nauseum   Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 1200 S
Location: St. Cloud, MN, USA
Posts: 18,237
| I get it. Good point, like the mother carefully strapping her infant into the carseat, checking it twice, then hopping in and lighting up.  
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