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04-13-2005, 12:41 PM
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| Dogs Best Friend(admin)   Join Date: Jul 2004
Bike: SOLD
Location: Moncton NB Canada
Posts: 9,772
|  Secrets for a happy marriage.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. I take my wife everywhere. But she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets!" So I bought her an electric chair. She told me the car stopped running because of water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me "In the lake." She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. |
