Achieving inner-peace - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

**inspiron** · 01-29-2005, 06:13 AM

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace --

The article reads:

Quote:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished -- and before coming to work this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, one of Bailey's Kahlua, one Tia Maria, my Prozac, 1/2 bottle of Vodka, some valium, a 1/4 of hash, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how f**king good I feel ...

themeatmanlandry · 01-29-2005, 09:23 AM

Excellent!!

I'm going to go finish off that punk neighbor with the trash can for a tailpipe right now!!

LayinLo · 01-29-2005, 09:52 AM

ROFL @ both of you.

jaydog19833 · 01-29-2005, 11:56 AM

I'm gonna go finish my girlfriend (oops did I say that out loud)?

Ride-or-die · 01-29-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jaydog19833

I'm gonna go finish my girlfriend (oops did I say that out loud)?

you mean orgasm wise, thats always the way, u finished a while ago but shes a mission, dam inconvenience

007 · 01-29-2005, 03:44 PM

There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way!...so just keep drinkin and sexin, and everything will turn out all right

finch20th · 01-29-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 007

There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way!...so just keep drinkin and sexin, and everything will turn out all right

damn stright

DocBooty · 01-29-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 007

There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way!...so just keep drinkin and sexin, and everything will turn out all right

Until u wake up hung over the next morning all hung over and u look next to u and u see this huge, fat, nasty looking thing that u hope is female...

And u have green pus eminating from... Um, wait, ah... Never mind

**87gsxrnut** · 01-30-2005, 01:33 PM

Uh, huh huh huh!

Too funny

- Nut

SVZuki · 01-30-2005, 05:28 PM

well last night i finished a bottle of jager and SoCo...i now hurt in places i never knew existed.....

GIXXER-Mike · 01-31-2005, 05:46 AM

I'm gonna go talk to the owner of a huge black dog that turns over trash cans in the neighborhood

. Been goin' on for the past month or so & yesterday was the last straw. I came in from out-of-town to find my yard trashed

...let alone the fact that the wind was high.

I can easily drive a stake in the ground & chain the trash can to it but why should I have to? The dog even turns over other neighbors trash & it just blows into my yard anyway. Will talk rationally w/the owner later today. Will post outcome tomorrow!

**inspiron** · 01-31-2005, 06:08 AM

Try to keep your heat-vision under control there, Superman...

GIXXER-Mike · 01-31-2005, 10:00 PM

Knocked on the door & asked the kid if his parents were home. He said his Mom was home & she came to the door. I thouroughly explained the situation in an extremely calm manner. She replied by saying that her dog doesn't run free through the neighborhood at any time.

Well, before she could finish the sentence, the big black beast had come up the steps & was breathing on the back of my legs. With an amazing look on her face she said, "Now how did he get out?"

Everyone in the neighborhood has been complaining about this dog but no one has mentioned it to the Owner's. So...I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt & allow them 7 days to correct this problem. If he turns my trash over one more time I'm gonna turn the other cheek & let it slide. But if it happens once more after that I'm gonna let the Owner's know that if he comes again & is caught..."ROCK-A-BYE, BABY!

"

**Clint** · 01-31-2005, 10:18 PM

I'd say you've done well, but the one more time before the one more time is unnecessary. She's on the last straw.

bandit12 · 01-31-2005, 10:32 PM

If you're going to give one more chance, then next time send
it home with a 3"x5" card on it's collar, stating it's, name if known,
aprox. year of birth, and it's aprox. date of death. This tends to
be a real attention getter to the owner, just don't sign it, hehehe.

GIXXER-Mike · 01-31-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bandit12

If you're going to give one more chance, then next time send
it home with a 3"x5" card on it's collar, stating it's, name if known,
aprox. year of birth, and it's aprox. date of death. This tends to
be a real attention getter to the owner, just don't sign it, hehehe.

Me likes that!

I don't have an evil bone in my body but some people tend to push things a little "too far." You allow them an inch & then they take a foot. Afterwards, you know better but you begin to believe that they think you are a push over.

**Trapper** · 02-01-2005, 06:43 AM

Don't hurt the dog! It's not his fault. Gather up the trash and deposit on her front step.

**Freakinout** · 02-01-2005, 07:34 AM

if I have to finish all things that are started..... that would mean I have to go into the cold garage and actually put my bike back together. I think I'll get it done before the snow goes away, but not much sooner.

finch20th · 02-01-2005, 01:48 PM

Don't Hurt The Dog Hurt The Owner !!!

Darxide · 02-01-2005, 01:58 PM

feed the owner to the dog.

01-29-2005, 09:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Excellent!! I'm going to go finish off that punk neighbor with the trash can for a tailpipe right now!! __________________ Go to hell

01-29-2005, 11:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
jaydog19833 U.B's LoveChild Joined: Jun 2004 Bike: 04 GSXR 600 Location: Lake George, NY Posts: 1,288	I'm gonna go finish my girlfriend (oops did I say that out loud)? __________________ Anyone can fire a bullet. Only the good ones can steer one. Bend your elbow, move your arse, and stick the knee out.

01-29-2005, 03:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
007 TurtleWax Taster Joined: Jun 2004 Location: Boston. MA Posts: 592	There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way!...so just keep drinkin and sexin, and everything will turn out all right __________________ Suzuki Bandit 600S "Every man dies, not every man really lives". William Wallace - Scottish freedomfighter

01-30-2005, 01:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,224	Uh, huh huh huh! Too funny - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

01-31-2005, 05:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
GIXXER-Mike U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: 2004 GSX-R600 (Blue/White) Location: ALABAMA Posts: 1,113	I'm gonna go talk to the owner of a huge black dog that turns over trash cans in the neighborhood . Been goin' on for the past month or so & yesterday was the last straw. I came in from out-of-town to find my yard trashed ...let alone the fact that the wind was high. I can easily drive a stake in the ground & chain the trash can to it but why should I have to? The dog even turns over other neighbors trash & it just blows into my yard anyway. Will talk rationally w/the owner later today. Will post outcome tomorrow! __________________ "I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way."

01-29-2005, 09:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
LayinLo Flipper ( Don't Ask ) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Crunchy 02 GSX-R 750 Location: Alabama Posts: 3,936	ROFL @ both of you.

01-30-2005, 05:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
SVZuki Dastardly villain Joined: Sep 2004 Bike: '08 M109R w/LE mods Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 1,652	well last night i finished a bottle of jager and SoCo...i now hurt in places i never knew existed.....

01-31-2005, 06:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 12,070	Try to keep your heat-vision under control there, Superman... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

01-31-2005, 10:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
GIXXER-Mike U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: 2004 GSX-R600 (Blue/White) Location: ALABAMA Posts: 1,113	Update! Knocked on the door & asked the kid if his parents were home. He said his Mom was home & she came to the door. I thouroughly explained the situation in an extremely calm manner. She replied by saying that her dog doesn't run free through the neighborhood at any time. Well, before she could finish the sentence, the big black beast had come up the steps & was breathing on the back of my legs. With an amazing look on her face she said, "Now how did he get out?" Everyone in the neighborhood has been complaining about this dog but no one has mentioned it to the Owner's. So...I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt & allow them 7 days to correct this problem. If he turns my trash over one more time I'm gonna turn the other cheek & let it slide. But if it happens once more after that I'm gonna let the Owner's know that if he comes again & is caught..."ROCK-A-BYE, BABY! " __________________ "I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way." Last edited by GIXXER-Mike; 01-31-2005 at 10:01 PM. Reason: added twisted evil

01-31-2005, 10:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
bandit12 In Training Joined: Sep 2004 Location: ohio Posts: 101	If you're going to give one more chance, then next time send it home with a 3"x5" card on it's collar, stating it's, name if known, aprox. year of birth, and it's aprox. date of death. This tends to be a real attention getter to the owner, just don't sign it, hehehe.

02-01-2005, 06:43 AM	#17 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 9,190	Don't hurt the dog! It's not his fault. Gather up the trash and deposit on her front step. __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

02-01-2005, 07:34 AM	#18 (permalink)
Freakinout Tire Eating Moderator Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: 2001 Suzuki TL1000S Location: Texas Posts: 2,617	if I have to finish all things that are started..... that would mean I have to go into the cold garage and actually put my bike back together. I think I'll get it done before the snow goes away, but not much sooner. __________________ Freakinout

02-01-2005, 01:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
finch20th Baiting for a Banning!!!!!! Joined: Jan 2005 Bike: 2005 Gsxr 600 20th Anniversary Edition Location: Eau Claire, WI Posts: 1,107	Don't Hurt The Dog Hurt The Owner !!! __________________ Wisconsin Winters Suck! Miles to date on the 600: 2263.2 #4803!!! The Proud New Owner Of A 2005 Suzuki Gsx-R 600 20th Anniversary Edition!!!

02-01-2005, 01:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Darxide Banned Joined: Nov 2004 Location: Panama City Posts: 850	feed the owner to the dog.

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