Proper use of the word F*** - Page 3 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

Cimco · 04-28-2007, 02:40 AM

I've always enjoyed the word F#%&...

It's use is more of an art form than a simple means of insult or sexual inuendo.

palanon · 04-28-2007, 10:00 AM

For shizzle my bizzle ( or what ever the heck they say)

Uncle B · 04-28-2007, 10:22 AM

Holey tread revival?????

DocBooty 12-20-2004, 10:05 PM
When is F*** Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They were:
11. "What the f*** do you mean, we're sinking?"
-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the f*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ***!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f***ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

palanon · 04-28-2007, 10:33 AM

Good laugh. that's a keeper.

Cimco · 04-28-2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Holey tread revival?????

DocBooty 12-20-2004, 10:05 PM
When is F*** Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They were:
11. "What the f*** do you mean, we're sinking?"
-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the f*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ***!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f***ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Wull whad you guyz expect from a newber...
I ain't clever enough to come up with any forum shattering posts.

How the hell else am I supposed to get me post count into the thousands?

**inspiron** · 04-28-2007, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cimco

How the hell else am I supposed to get me post count into the thousands?

It is QUALITY that counts, Grasshopper. Don't worry about quantity.

koolbreeze25 · 04-28-2007, 08:58 PM

And to add to insiiron's quote, when you get really mad.

Quote:

"F*** you, and the horse you rode in on!"

"and the little doggie that followed behind.

Cimco · 04-28-2007, 09:01 PM

...Quantity!

Not too many old grasshoppers left

Low&Slow · 04-28-2007, 09:56 PM

I have a guy that works for me who could not convey a thought without the F word. It's strange how after 18 years I don't notice his constant use of the word, but I bet I would notice if he stopped using it.

04-28-2007, 02:40 AM	#41 (permalink)
Cimco Fender Buffer Join Date: Apr 2007 Bike: 06 Suzuki C50T Location: Roseville CA Posts: 408	I've always enjoyed the word F#%&... It's use is more of an art form than a simple means of insult or sexual inuendo. __________________ Older maybe not wiser...

04-28-2007, 10:22 AM	#43 (permalink)
Uncle B Right Clicker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889 Posts: 5,755	Holey tread revival????? DocBooty 12-20-2004, 10:05 PM When is F* Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They were: 11. "What the f* do you mean, we're sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the f* was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those fing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any fing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so fing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the f did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the fing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the f are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered fing showers, my !" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f* is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 __________________ I KNOW THE VOICES ARE NOT REAL But sometimes they have good ideals! Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/ Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security**. http://www.popularmechanics.com/auto...s/1751147.html

04-28-2007, 09:01 PM	#48 (permalink)
Cimco Fender Buffer Join Date: Apr 2007 Bike: 06 Suzuki C50T Location: Roseville CA Posts: 408	I have little time left so it will have to be.... ...Quantity! Not too many old grasshoppers left __________________ Older maybe not wiser...

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04-28-2007, 10:00 AM	#42 (permalink)
palanon No Significant Other Join Date: Apr 2006 Bike: 2003 Bandit 1200S Location: Newmarket, NH Posts: 2,326	For shizzle my bizzle ( or what ever the heck they say)

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Low&Slow Can Ride And Chew Gum Join Date: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,948	I have a guy that works for me who could not convey a thought without the F word. It's strange how after 18 years I don't notice his constant use of the word, but I bet I would notice if he stopped using it.

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