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10-15-2009, 09:59 AM
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| Grandpa Before My Time   Join Date: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 11,240
|  Russian Luxury (the recession is over) Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.  The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features: 1. Ruby Red matte paint 2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows 3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels 4. Whale Penis Leather interior 5. Tungsten exhaust 6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies 7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard 8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button 9. Additional outside kevlar coating 10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System. And, of course, of course - THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912. |
