Worst break-up lines

[87gsxrnut]

I know that this is all said in fun, but I just have to say that no woman deserves to get hit. Ever. For any reason.

+1

- Nut

[Davecm203]

Originally Posted by inspiron

There, I fixed it for ya, Dave!

[inspiron]

Originally Posted by Porcelina Goddess

I know that this is all said in fun, but I just have to say that no woman deserves to get hit. Ever. For any reason.

*inspiron hangs his head in shame, and kneels down before the new MoM begging for forgivness*

[buster]

Originally Posted by Porcelina Goddess

I know that this is all said in fun, but I just have to say that no woman deserves to get hit. Ever. For any reason.


Carry on!

Er yeah.. I agree, however, this was a true story! She dumps me for being too nice and ends up with some scumbag who is way too handy!

I tell you what though, this was when I was posted to Plymouth for a couple of years, and beating on your bird was almost a local pastime.

I had hospititalised guys on a couple of occasions for slapping about my mates sisters. 'S'funny how they have no interest in running to the police - even with a busted eye socket! Or a pair of plums the colour and size of Aubergines!

Personally I detest this form of behaviour and over here the judicial system does not regard with a great deal of gravitas... However, I do!

[inspiron]

The sad thing is that with some basic self-defense training, this wouldn't happen anymore. I've been taking Aikido training once a week for about a year now. In this year, I've learned that an attacker may get in one punch, but after that, he will be face down on the ground, and I can easily hold him there as long as I wish.

Sure, with my 230+ lbs, you think that's no problem. But the same is true for the 100 lb women in the class. With simple techniques and grips, she can completely control someone of my size or even bigger. We were practicing last night - there are simple moves which will have an attacker on the ground and immobilized before he even realizes that he's lost the battle.

There is no excuse for a guy to beat up a woman. And there is no reason that an asshat (not going to use the term guy for these lowlives) should ever get in more than one shot without having to eat carpet.

[Porcelina Goddess]

Thing is, no matter who the woman is or what she may have done to a guy, or how many hearts she broke, no woman deserves being placed into a position where her entire womanhood is stripped into subservience, her life is placed on the line, and/or where her heart is forced to cope with the fact that a man, whom she gave her soul to, chose to beat solid hatred into her. It's absolutely frightening. Any woman who goes willingly into that kind of relationship is as every bit of a sociopath as the man who beats her. Does she deserve it? No. Never. Did she ask for it? No. Never. Does she require psychological help? Yes. It is not in the genetic code of a woman to seek a beating.

[tricker]

so how bout them blue jays?

[NCxM50]

Originally Posted by Porcelina Goddess

Does she deserve it? No. Never. Did she ask for it? No. Never. Does she require psychological help? Yes. It is not in the genetic code of a woman to seek a beating.

Not 100% in agreement with that last part. I have, in the past, hit a man with a 2x4 to explain to him how I feel about men hitting women, I couldn't be more against it.

But, when I was 22, I dated a girl who BEGGED to get hit, literally, said please, cried when I wouldn't. I'm not talking about an open hand slap either, she wanted to punched with a closed fist. That was her thing, her fetish, if you will. It was also the reason we broke up, I literally just couldn't bring myself to do it, even after suffering a black eye for it (her way to try and get me riled up enough to hit her).
I'm not defending the guys who hit women, but I will say, that some women, quite literally, do ASK for it.

[tricker]

Originally Posted by NCxM50

Not 100% in agreement with that last part. I have, in the past, hit a man with a 2x4 to explain to him how I feel about men hitting women, I couldn't be more against it.

But, when I was 22, I dated a girl who BEGGED to get hit, literally, said please, cried when I wouldn't. I'm not talking about an open hand slap either, she wanted to punched with a closed fist. That was her thing, her fetish, if you will. It was also the reason we broke up, I literally just couldn't bring myself to do it, even after suffering a black eye for it (her way to try and get me riled up enough to hit her).
I'm not defending the guys who hit women, but I will say, that some women, quite literally, do ASK for it.

that's nuts

[GeorgiaRoller]

Originally Posted by NCxM50

But, when I was 22, I dated a girl who BEGGED to get hit........I'm not defending the guys who hit women, but I will say, that some women, quite literally, do ASK for it.

I think she watched Fight Club one too many times!

['08-M50 Rider]

Originally Posted by Porcelina Goddess

I know that this is all said in fun, but I just have to say that no woman deserves to get hit. Ever. For any reason.


Carry on!

Yeah, I hope you do know that I was just kidding. I think this type of behavior is so absurd that the irony of the particular situation did make me chuckle a little bit, but that's because I'm detached from the situation as there is no violence in my life (for which I am quite thankful). Thinking about it again, and remembering that I've posted in a place where anyone could be reading, even someone to whom this is a sensitive issue, I do apologize for my rather insensitive post.

[pugsly]

the best way to break up with a girl:
heres what i would do i would get myself a stray dog that i hate and invite the girl i am breaking up with over. we would go in the back yard and i would call the wrong name to the stray dog and blow his brains out. then i would say i hate it when things dont listen. ow by the way this relationship is over