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**inspiron** · 05-29-2009, 08:44 AM

"You can trim all day long, but you'll never get anyone to believe that Bonsai is a giant Redwood." -- Mrs Initim8er ...

**intimid8er** · 05-29-2009, 09:22 AM

Hell.....a field mouse is packin' more'n me.

If you look at a light switch sideways......yep...it's got me beat.

I have large hands and enormous feet. All that has served me throughout life is to pay premiums for oversized gloves and shoes.

Davecm203 · 05-29-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intimid8er

Hell.....a field mouse is packin' more'n me.

If you look at a light switch sideways......yep...it's got me beat.

I have large hands and enormous feet. All that has served me throughout life is to pay premiums for oversized gloves and shoes.

I feel your pain. I have large feet, large hands, and hung like a horse......(a sea horse).

teufulhunden07 · 05-30-2009, 01:13 PM

That video... wow... I'm speechless lol

**intimid8er** · 06-03-2009, 11:49 AM

Annnnnnnnd..............................

The response from the competition:

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I AGREE

Davecm203 · 06-03-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intimid8er

Annnnnnnnd..............................

The response from the competition:

That was funny.

SuzukiBD · 06-03-2009, 08:08 PM

I prefer the Edward Scissorhands approach. The gals seem to dig a nice sculpture. I tried shaving once but it reminded me too much of the neck part you pull out of the turkey on Thanksgiving.

ChicsterMG · 06-03-2009, 08:18 PM

Oh come on, you know you're singing it....

"mow the lawn..."

Low&Slow · 06-03-2009, 10:09 PM

This time of year is always kind of crazy for me and I don't get to spend much time on the MJ. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing and other times I wonder why I'm missing it.

JmalB · 06-04-2009, 10:05 AM

Be one with your inner freak.

Porcelina Goddess · 06-06-2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NCxM50

. . .

I just can't even think of an appropriate response.

All the more reason to get on with the inappropriate responses...

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgibson

Tim, you have way too much time on your hands.

As well as other things, it would seem ....

**inspiron** · 06-07-2009, 05:18 AM

A friend just posted a youtube link to a song about this topic ... unfortunately, it's in German. But the translation of the chorus starts out with "should I shave my sack?"

05-29-2009, 08:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
inspiron Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 13,036	"You can trim all day long, but you'll never get anyone to believe that Bonsai is a giant Redwood." -- Mrs Initim8er ... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400 Last edited by inspiron; 05-29-2009 at 10:10 AM.

05-29-2009, 09:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
intimid8er Beer. Nature's Unstoppable Force. Join Date: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 11,865	Hell.....a field mouse is packin' more'n me. If you look at a light switch sideways......yep...it's got me beat. I have large hands and enormous feet. All that has served me throughout life is to pay premiums for oversized gloves and shoes. __________________ Song Pick of the Week John Mayer - Who Says

05-30-2009, 01:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
teufulhunden07 Lance Corporal Coppertone Join Date: Oct 2008 Bike: 2005 Boulevard C50T Location: Alabama Posts: 371	That video... wow... I'm speechless lol __________________ Lance Corporal Skillman, Saving the world one block of C4 at a time Who decided to start hitting a ball with a stick in order to ring a hole 300+ yards away??... Suzuki Boulevard C50T: Fully Debaffled Pipes // Home Fabricated 2" Lowers // Home Fabricated Tag Laydown Mod // Tank and Fender Chrome Trim // Pair Valve Removel Kit // "C50T" Emblem Debadged

06-03-2009, 08:08 PM	#27 (permalink)
SuzukiBD Puddle Runner Join Date: Apr 2008 Bike: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Virginia-Near Winchester Posts: 396	I prefer the Edward Scissorhands approach. The gals seem to dig a nice sculpture. I tried shaving once but it reminded me too much of the neck part you pull out of the turkey on Thanksgiving. __________________ 2006 Suzuki C50T Somebody moved my cheese!?! I wonder if it's under my parachute? Last edited by SuzukiBD; 06-03-2009 at 08:10 PM.

06-03-2009, 08:18 PM	#28 (permalink)
ChicsterMG M-J Master Poster Join Date: May 2005 Bike: Boulevard C50 Location: NEPA Posts: 3,737	Oh come on, you know you're singing it.... "mow the lawn..." __________________ Sometimes you need to ask yourself, "WWGD?"...Just be awesome, that's all!

06-03-2009, 10:09 PM	#29 (permalink)
Low&Slow Can Ride And Chew Gum Join Date: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,907	This time of year is always kind of crazy for me and I don't get to spend much time on the MJ. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing and other times I wonder why I'm missing it. __________________ I believe that sex is the most beautiful, wholesome, natural thing money can buy.Steve Martin

06-07-2009, 05:18 AM	#32 (permalink)
inspiron Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 13,036	A friend just posted a youtube link to a song about this topic ... unfortunately, it's in German. But the translation of the chorus starts out with "should I shave my sack?" __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

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