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AZRyder · 05-15-2009, 09:44 AM

Kind of explains a lot of things
Such as why he was always pining away for his girlfriend who thought he was a real sapling. Things like that can be really unFirgiving I also heard that his feet were really listless and they diagnosed him with a bad case of Board Feet.. He also had a lot of pain in his Lumber vertebrae.

Oak well, more to come soon

teufulhunden07 · 05-15-2009, 03:09 PM

Don't forget the mass aches in his Trunk.. May have to pull out the FIRst aid kit..

Aussie Steve · 05-15-2009, 11:54 PM

Those are enought to sap that poor guys will to live he needs a real tree...t.....perhaps some fertilizer?

AZRyder · 05-16-2009, 10:31 AM

I think it may have happened when he was sprucing up to go on a date. I bet his friends sure are going to needle him about this one. His company is so embarassed they're transferring him to a branch office in siberia. Sheesh, I've heard of settling down and putting down roots but that's ridiculous.

Aussie Steve · 05-17-2009, 01:33 AM

If he has a wallet in his pocket and its got money in it does that mean money does grow on tree's?

AZRyder · 05-17-2009, 09:31 AM

Hmm..wonder if he's going to name his first son Forest. Also, when he gets married, kinda gives new meaning to "With this Ring I thee wed".

pugsly · 05-17-2009, 03:48 PM

i wonder if he can catch the same diseases as a tree

Nimbly · 05-18-2009, 07:30 AM

I hope that dude doesn't read this. Can you imagine the doctor? 'Uh, sir, I am not sure how to tell you this..."

AZRyder · 05-18-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pugsly

i wonder if he can catch the same diseases as a tree

Good Gawd, hope he doesn't get Root Rot...ow!

cyclesinct · 05-18-2009, 04:25 PM

can anyone say termites?!

Aussie Steve · 05-18-2009, 07:55 PM

Termites.... there ya go!

omegajim · 05-18-2009, 07:58 PM

bah, that only attacks finished lumber

around these parts, it's the emerald ash borer.

Aussie Steve · 05-18-2009, 08:17 PM

What is it with all the names for wood...Timber... Lumber...err thats all I can think of...good names for that dudes kids should he ever have any tho!

AZRyder · 05-19-2009, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Steve

What is it with all the names for wood...Timber... Lumber...err thats all I can think of...good names for that dudes kids should he ever have any tho!

Sheesh, I missed the obvious till I saw this post...I guess you're really stumped when it comes to these things. But then again, a lot of people wood be and wood get board and move on.

Porcelina Goddess · 05-19-2009, 07:49 PM

Every time I look at the title of this thread, I remember that it has nothing to do with what it should be about, and I'm disappointed.

Nimbly · 05-20-2009, 12:39 AM

I'll bet he had a splitting gut ache...

HAMMERPETE · 05-26-2009, 03:47 PM

Did they actually get to the ROOT of the problem?

Nimbly · 05-27-2009, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

Did they actually get to the ROOT of the problem?

I bet the doctors had to stick around all night to figure it out.

Aussie Steve · 05-27-2009, 03:17 AM

Best not play with matches huh!

**intimid8er** · 05-27-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimbly

I bet the doctors had to stick around all night to figure it out.

It may have developed into a new branch of medicine

05-15-2009, 09:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
AZRyder Sit speling cheker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,869	Kind of explains a lot of things Such as why he was always pining away for his girlfriend who thought he was a real sapling. Things like that can be really unFirgiving I also heard that his feet were really listless and they diagnosed him with a bad case of Board Feet.. He also had a lot of pain in his Lumber vertebrae. Oak well, more to come soon __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

05-15-2009, 03:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
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05-15-2009, 11:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
Aussie Steve In The Zone Join Date: Jan 2007 Bike: 02 1200 Bandit Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,776	Those are enought to sap that poor guys will to live he needs a real tree...t.....perhaps some fertilizer? __________________ Just remember you ARE entitled to my opinion!!!!

05-16-2009, 10:31 AM	#24 (permalink)
AZRyder Sit speling cheker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,869	I think it may have happened when he was sprucing up to go on a date. I bet his friends sure are going to needle him about this one. His company is so embarassed they're transferring him to a branch office in siberia. Sheesh, I've heard of settling down and putting down roots but that's ridiculous. __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

05-17-2009, 01:33 AM	#25 (permalink)
Aussie Steve In The Zone Join Date: Jan 2007 Bike: 02 1200 Bandit Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,776	If he has a wallet in his pocket and its got money in it does that mean money does grow on tree's? __________________ Just remember you ARE entitled to my opinion!!!!

05-17-2009, 09:31 AM	#26 (permalink)
AZRyder Sit speling cheker Join Date: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,869	Hmm..wonder if he's going to name his first son Forest. Also, when he gets married, kinda gives new meaning to "With this Ring I thee wed". __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

05-17-2009, 03:48 PM	#27 (permalink)
pugsly Third gear and cruising Join Date: Oct 2008 Bike: 2007 Yamaha 650 Classic Raven Paint Scheme Location: southeastern ky Posts: 505	i wonder if he can catch the same diseases as a tree __________________ Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene

05-18-2009, 07:30 AM	#28 (permalink)
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05-18-2009, 07:55 PM	#31 (permalink)
Aussie Steve In The Zone Join Date: Jan 2007 Bike: 02 1200 Bandit Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,776	Termites.... there ya go! __________________ Just remember you ARE entitled to my opinion!!!!

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05-18-2009, 08:17 PM	#33 (permalink)
Aussie Steve In The Zone Join Date: Jan 2007 Bike: 02 1200 Bandit Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,776	What is it with all the names for wood...Timber... Lumber...err thats all I can think of...good names for that dudes kids should he ever have any tho! __________________ Just remember you ARE entitled to my opinion!!!!

05-19-2009, 07:49 PM	#35 (permalink)
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05-20-2009, 12:39 AM	#36 (permalink)
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05-26-2009, 03:47 PM	#37 (permalink)
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05-27-2009, 03:17 AM	#39 (permalink)
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