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04-09-2009, 11:57 PM
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| In The Zone   Join Date: Jan 2007
Bike: 02 1200 Bandit
Location: Western Australia
Posts: 2,779
|  Old age?
The secret to long life... A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and don't exercise at all.." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. |
