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04-06-2009, 10:39 AM
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| Puddle Runner   Join Date: Aug 2008
Bike: 2009 V Star 950
Location: Intersection of I-81 and I-70
Posts: 384
|  Drink not, want not. Gotta love those Amish: An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.. The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it'.)  The kneeling man shouts back, angrily and rudely, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'  The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'  |
