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Old 03-10-2009, 08:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
Grandpa Before My Time
 
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Default Chuck Turns 69

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris born March 10, 1940

Chuck Norris Facts

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates Trailer Parks.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.