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| In The Zone ![]() Join Date: Jan 2007
Bike: 02 1200 Bandit
Location: Western Australia
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Two mates riding in a car on a country road. The passenger, getting bored, starts fumbling under the seat and finds a firework...a rocket. Wouldn't it be a good idea to see how fast a rocket can go says he!...driver mate agree's and it is decided passenger will stand with the sun roof open, light the rocket and let it go whilst driver accelerates to 125kph. Everything goes well until the passenger panics and drops the rocket. This promptly falls back inside the car and starts to shoot around like crazy finaly jamming in the rear with full thrust still going. Now both are trapped in a car travelling at 125kph and rapidly filling with smoke. We all know what rockets do once they have reached their trajectory don't we...so did they and the rocket did not fail to impress...boom it goes... the car is swerving madly, the occupents are screaming like banshees and the car begins to catch fire! Luckily they both survive and the fire extinguished |