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Old 10-08-2008, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The “F” Word

As most of you know I (for the most part) condone swearing especially the more vulgar words.

Well lately due to mostly to stress I have been a little lax in my behavior (and no this isn’t an apology) yet.

Well for some time I have felt the urge to go all the way over the top and use the “Big Dawg” the curse word to end all curse words. Due to circumstances beyond my control today will be that day.

I blame my wife for this, if it wasn’t for her I might have made it another year or so, but alas it was not to be. As some of you know my wife was injured in June of 2007 and has not worked since, money is tight, the youngest went off to college so it is no wonder that my stress level is way up. But the breaking point came early this morning when my wife did the unthinkable, thus spurring me to say this…

































Fifty, she turned fifty today.
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You condone people for being fifty...

Good for you.

Oh, and Happy birthday to the Mrs. Hope you are gonna treat her to something special!


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Old 10-08-2008, 08:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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As most of you know I (for the most part) condone swearing especially the more vulgar words.

Well lately due to mostly to stress I have been a little lax in my behavior (and no this isn’t an apology) yet.

Well for some time I have felt the urge to go all the way over the top and use the “Big Dawg” the curse word to end all curse words. Due to circumstances beyond my control today will be that day.

I blame my wife for this, if it wasn’t for her I might have made it another year or so, but alas it was not to be. As some of you know my wife was injured in June of 2007 and has not worked since, money is tight, the youngest went off to college so it is no wonder that my stress level is way up. But the breaking point came early this morning when my wife did the unthinkable, thus spurring me to say this…

































Fifty, she turned fifty today.
Better her than me!
Yer ancient crusty ass robbed the cradle! She's a baby compared to you Methusala!




Wish her well for me!
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Ha! You're wrong sir, as I have yet to atain my AARP worthiness.
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one. I was thinking as I was reading who is this jerk coming on here trying to blame his wife for his actions.

You got me on this.

Happy birthday Mrs drginson
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Ha! You're wrong sir, as I have yet to atain my AARP worthiness.
I was mislead too. I thought you were older than dirt.

BTW I will turn the "F" jr in two months.

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I was mislead too. I thought you were older than dirt.
So are you saying his first bike was in fact the first bike
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So are you saying his first bike was in fact the first bike
Stone wheels and all?




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hee heee-) great one....and happy birthday and 'F'elicitations to your wife.
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I was mislead too. I thought you were older than dirt.

BTW I will turn the "F" jr in two months.
You Wow I thought you were just a Pup... (pun intended)
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Well for some time I have felt the urge to go all the way over the top and use the “Big Dawg” the curse word to end all curse words. Due to circumstances beyond my control today will be that day.

I blame my wife for this, if it wasn’t for her I might have made it another year or so, but alas it was not to be. As some of you know my wife was injured in June of 2007 and has not worked since, money is tight, the youngest went off to college so it is no wonder that my stress level is way up. But the breaking point came early this morning when my wife did the unthinkable, thus spurring me to say this…


Ohhhh reading this you were about to get a arse chewing.... But knowing you....

Tell the wife Happy birthday!!!
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