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buster · 09-09-2008, 05:41 AM

A modern twist on a few of our favourite childhood nursery rhymes.....

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won five grand with Claims Direct.

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It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming

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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...........But she didn't wear that one very often.

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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d*ckhead.

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Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s a**e
and turned its wool to nylon.

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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too because he was gay.

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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her a*s
Now two of his teeth are missing.

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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Have a GREAT day!!!

SuzukiBD · 09-09-2008, 07:47 AM

Thanks for the chuckles!

amvince · 09-09-2008, 07:56 AM

If I were a Lamb I would stay away from Mary & her family. Another thought better now I leave Mary and her skirt alone. She may be underage.

KD57 · 09-09-2008, 08:15 AM

tricker · 09-09-2008, 08:38 AM

quality work buster

**drgibson** · 09-09-2008, 11:41 AM

Good one Buster.

JHoke · 09-09-2008, 02:15 PM

you made my day - which to this point was a pile of crap

If you were within an hour or two drive i'd find ya an buy you a pint ...

tricker · 09-09-2008, 02:17 PM

actually at the dog park in town i know a guy who used to live in your area buster.. nice guy

robertc729 · 09-09-2008, 08:19 PM

09-09-2008, 07:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
SuzukiBD Puddle Runner Joined: Apr 2008 Bike: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Virginia-Near Winchester Posts: 351	Thanks for the chuckles! __________________ 2006 Suzuki C50T I have a feeling I'm the square peg trying to fit in a round hole.

09-09-2008, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	If I were a Lamb I would stay away from Mary & her family. Another thought better now I leave Mary and her skirt alone. She may be underage. __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

09-09-2008, 08:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
KD57 In The Zone Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: 2008 ZZR600 Location: Under a rock in Texas Posts: 2,581	__________________ The "other" ZZR rider.

09-09-2008, 11:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	Good one Buster. __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

09-09-2008, 02:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
JHoke Found second gear by accident Joined: Aug 2008 Bike: 2007 Star Stratoliner Midnight Location: North East Pennsylvania Posts: 333	you made my day - which to this point was a pile of crap If you were within an hour or two drive i'd find ya an buy you a pint ...

09-09-2008, 08:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
robertc729 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 05 Boulevard C50 LE, 06 S40 (wife's bike) Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 4,087

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