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10-05-2004, 10:57 AM
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| Happy-ass Lunatic  Join Date: Dec 2003
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|  Joke
Let's start a joke thread. Rather than having separate threads for different jokes, we could have a centralized place to store them. I'll go first (an oldie, but one of my all-time favorites): A young guy, about 21, is sitting in a bar having a beer. This old, filthy, drunk guy comes into the bar, walks right up to the young guy and says (in a drunk's slur), "Hey, boy! I just had sex with yer MOTHER!" Everyone expects a fight, but the young guy simply looks over at the dirty old man, nods his head and goes back to his beer. The old guy then wanders back out of the bar. A little while later, the filthy old man walks back in and goes right up to the young man again. He slurs, "Hey, boy! Listen to me! I just had GREAT SEX with yer MOTHER!! She LOVED IT!! She kicked, and screamed. I think she lost her shoe." Again, the young man merely looks over at the old guy and nods his head, before returning to his beer. A few minutes later, the filthy drunk strolls back into the bar. He slurs drunkenly, "HEY, BOY!! GUESS WHAT?!?" The young guy then calmly turns towards the drunk and says, "Dad . . . you're f@##ed up. Now, go home."  <sorry if you've heard it before> |
