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AZRyder · 07-10-2008, 09:04 AM

There once was a man who lived in a two story hut in the middle of the jungle. What made him unusual is that he collected toilets as a hobby. He had glass toilets, porcelain toilets, porta johns, antique outhouse toilets...pretty much every toilet imaginable....He stored them on the second floor of his hut.

The second floor was beginning to bow from the weight of his collection so he decided to get one more for his collection and then he would be done.

He finally found it, the ultimate toilet, solid gold and weighing several hundred pounds. He was a little worried, but he had to have it, price was no object....

Once he moved it to the second floor of his house, it immediately caused the floor to collapse and destroying his collection and house.....

The Moral of the story?.....

He who live in grass house shouldn't stow thrones............

Tab B. · 07-10-2008, 10:30 AM

Mooooan!

chiddly · 07-10-2008, 02:31 PM

Yipes!!!

pinky44 · 07-10-2008, 05:50 PM

Bhawc

womper · 07-13-2008, 07:26 AM

heh

Davecm203 · 07-13-2008, 08:47 PM

Uhm,...ok.

07-10-2008, 09:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
AZRyder Fifth gear streak Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,560	For those obsessive collectors out there... A Lesson There once was a man who lived in a two story hut in the middle of the jungle. What made him unusual is that he collected toilets as a hobby. He had glass toilets, porcelain toilets, porta johns, antique outhouse toilets...pretty much every toilet imaginable....He stored them on the second floor of his hut. The second floor was beginning to bow from the weight of his collection so he decided to get one more for his collection and then he would be done. He finally found it, the ultimate toilet, solid gold and weighing several hundred pounds. He was a little worried, but he had to have it, price was no object.... Once he moved it to the second floor of his house, it immediately caused the floor to collapse and destroying his collection and house..... The Moral of the story?..... He who live in grass house shouldn't stow thrones............ __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

07-10-2008, 05:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
pinky44 TurtleWax Taster Joined: Feb 2007 Bike: 1983 GS 550m kat / 1991 GSX 600f Location: Nottingham,England Posts: 592	Bhawc __________________ Whatever you ride ride safe and keep the rubber on the ground and the shiny side up.

07-13-2008, 08:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Davecm203 Handlebar Consultant Joined: Apr 2008 Bike: 2006 GSXR750 Location: Central North Carolina Posts: 601	Uhm,...ok. __________________

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07-10-2008, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
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