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Old 07-04-2008, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Just what you old golfing geezers needed!

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Check it out and get your order in at this special introductory price:

And please don't turn this into a peeing contest.

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Old 07-04-2008, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.



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Let me know when the driver length model comes out.
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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huh....ain't that a pisser.
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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huh....ain't that a pisser.
And for round # 2...
Oh Geez, Now someone will ...
Well... That's the way it GOES!
Par for the course.
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Old 07-06-2008, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...oh...oh... I thought it was EUROclub....
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Golf...

A game for people too lazy for sport....

And now seemingly too lazy to walk to the loo or hide behind a tree!

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Old 07-07-2008, 11:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Isn't that what sand traps are for?
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Isn't that what sand traps are for?
You meant "Litter Box" didn't you?
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"Sand Trap", "Litter Box", Cat Box" "Beach"
I need room in my bag for a rake
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Old 07-07-2008, 02:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Honestly....this is a great invention.
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I think that bushes are better, or the porta-potty if one is close by. Perhaps you tell us why you think that it's a great invention.

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i think bushes are better... those porta-potties out in the heat smell something awful!

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Old 07-09-2008, 07:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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A tournament bass fisherman needs something like that.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I think that bushes are better, or the porta-potty if one is close by. Perhaps you tell us why you think that it's a great invention.
I think it is a great invention because it's simple and effective.


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Old 07-09-2008, 08:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i care cuz i golf

sometimes when you drink too much on the fairways... you can just whip it out and water the grass
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My Dad golfs, I don't but I occaisionaly go w/ him. I wizz in the tall weeds, as that is where most of my time is spent, looking for the ball.
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No particular reason, you made a statement and I just wanted know your reasoning behind it. Dang man,,,,, don't be so defensive. Yes it's a great invention, it's simple but not effective. Bushes are better and they're free.


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Old 07-09-2008, 02:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My Dad golfs, I don't but I occaisionaly go w/ him. I wizz in the tall weeds, as that is where most of my time is spent, looking for the ball.
heh... guess you don't need to pee in your 7-iron then... hah...

btw, just drop another ball where you're at and say "mulligan" then it doesn't count

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I'd hate for the cap to come of at the top of your backswing.
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hah... i didn't even think of that!!!
now i feel like taking a shower...
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