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Rae · 07-03-2008, 04:36 PM

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, </ SPAN>Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sexual Favors' .

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to e at, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can 't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ... therapy.

Apertureguy · 07-03-2008, 07:32 PM

That was pretty darned good.

I especially liked the paging yourself...in your own voice...Brilliant!

Uncle B · 07-03-2008, 10:10 PM

Nice thoughts any ways..

omegajim · 07-03-2008, 10:25 PM

but good ones are worth reposting every so often.

because they are still amusing.

**Trapper** · 07-04-2008, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omegajim

but good ones are worth reposting every so often.

because they are still amusing.

donny662 · 07-06-2008, 01:55 AM

21. Set up your own lemonade stand to compete with your neighbor's kids' stand across the street.

22. Go to the Harley dealership and ask if they have a model with an I-4.

23. Wear a stuffed snake around your neck and warn people not to get too close to it.

omegajim · 07-06-2008, 09:47 PM

22 b - or god forbid, a v-4

22 c - an inline 3, because who would ever be crazy enough to build that.

22 d - an opposed 2 cylinder, another way too crazy invention

here all week.

JmalB · 07-07-2008, 04:45 AM

1 and 18 will get you arrested...

I'm shocked, Uncle B didn't post a cut and paste spam.

In accordance with the Prophecy.

MOTOHOLIC! · 07-07-2008, 10:04 AM

that was good

womper · 07-09-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JmalB

1 and 18 will get you arrested...

I'm shocked, Uncle B didn't post a cut and paste spam.

In accordance with the Prophecy.

pointing a hairdryer will get you arrested?
heh.. someone did that... they were annoyed at speeders go by a schoolzone and did just that...
they rewarded her

running out of a zoo screaming that will get you arrested? meh. doubt that very much. most they could slap on you is public mischeif or disturbance or the likes

23. get into a crowded elevator and have your back against the doors facing people. it really creeps them out

JmalB · 07-09-2008, 09:03 AM

Pointing gun shaped object out the window is iffy.

Running out of a zoo screaming they're loose is like screaming FIRE in a theater...

womper · 07-09-2008, 02:21 PM

ahh... see how the gun culture is different up here?
i think someone pointing something out a car window = radar gun... not BANG BANG gun

i see your point about the theater... that would suck.

still be fun to try at the zoo though

Rae · 07-09-2008, 04:03 PM

I'd be game to try it at the zoo...why not? They have to catch you.

donny662 · 07-09-2008, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womper

24. get into a crowded elevator and have your back against the doors facing people. it really creeps them out

That one's good.

25. After the doors close in the crowded elevator, turn to the crowd and say, "now that we have a few minutes, I'd like to use this opportunity to talk to you about [insert local pyramid scheme, timeshare, etc.]." To up the ante, hit the elevator stop button.

My cousin did that when there were two couples in the elevator. The younger couple gave him a blank stare, but the older couple busted out laughing because they had been trapped by Amway (local pyramid scheme) 'entrepreneurs' before.

HAMMERPETE · 07-09-2008, 05:23 PM

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to e at, with a serious face.

Rae tried this one the other day in our Cow town....they had already heard of it

Rae · 07-09-2008, 05:26 PM

Yeah, but I had the waiter for a few seconds....he had to think about it.

HAMMERPETE · 07-09-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae

Yeah, but I had the waiter for a few seconds....he had to think about it.

I think he was checking out the other guys in our group...he seemed a little light .

Rae · 07-09-2008, 05:32 PM

True, true......

JmalB · 07-10-2008, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womper

ahh... see how the gun culture is different up here?
i think someone pointing something out a car window = radar gun... not BANG BANG gun

i see your point about the theater... that would suck.

still be fun to try at the zoo though

Impersonating a police officer

The zoo thing would have been fun prior to 9/11. I wouldn't consider it a terrorist act, but there are plenty of people with authority who would. That's just the way they think. A shame really.

07-03-2008, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rae TurtleWax Taster Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 579	A Healthy Level Of Insanity 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'. 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, </ SPAN>Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sexual Favors' . 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to e at, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can 't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy. __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

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donny662 Fender Buffer Joined: Apr 2008 Bike: 1972 Honda CL450 Scrambler Location: Michigan Posts: 431	21. Set up your own lemonade stand to compete with your neighbor's kids' stand across the street. 22. Go to the Harley dealership and ask if they have a model with an I-4. 23. Wear a stuffed snake around your neck and warn people not to get too close to it. __________________ The world is not my home. I'm just a passin' thru.

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omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,070	22 b - or god forbid, a v-4 22 c - an inline 3, because who would ever be crazy enough to build that. 22 d - an opposed 2 cylinder, another way too crazy invention here all week. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

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Apertureguy Throttle Jockey Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,185	That was pretty darned good. I especially liked the paging yourself...in your own voice...Brilliant!

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MOTOHOLIC! Sit speling cheker Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: don't have one Location: Eastern Kentucky Posts: 1,747	that was good __________________ One person with commitment is worth a hundred who have only an interest.

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Rae TurtleWax Taster Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 579	I'd be game to try it at the zoo...why not? They have to catch you. __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

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HAMMERPETE Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 2,958	10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to e at, with a serious face. Rae tried this one the other day in our Cow town....they had already heard of it __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

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Rae TurtleWax Taster Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 579	Yeah, but I had the waiter for a few seconds....he had to think about it. __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

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Rae TurtleWax Taster Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 579	True, true...... __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

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