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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Oct 2007
Bike: M8 Hellcat
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| On this weeks episode of "How It's Done...", we'll take a look at the surgery Diamond Jim is having on Thursday. He's got a likely benign tumor in his right parotid gland. (Diamond Jim, in his best Arnold voice, tells his wife, "Iz naht uh tooma"). ![]() They will cut him like this: ![]() And remove something like this: ![]() He will be out of the hospital Friday night or Saturday morning. Join us for next week's episode of "How It's Done... " as we look at adjusting the valves on one of the coolest bikes around, the Suzuki M50.
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F
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| Good luck bud, surgery is no fun.
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| May 2007 Member of the month ![]() | Good luck dude!!! Keep us posted on "How the Jim Turns".
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| No Significant Other ![]() Joined: Apr 2007
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Worst part for me was post-op and that damn catheter; it was more uncomfortable than the actual surgery site. Had a REAL cute nurse to remove it the next day but after a few drugs and not sleeping most of the night, I didn't really care who (or what) got it out! Good luck!
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| Bridal Boutique Manager ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: Grey, not silver, GREY 2006 Suzuki Boulevard M50
Location: Prince George BC
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| Good luck dude....but i gotta say something...anybody notice that thing looks like General Tao's Chicken? ![]() Damnit i'm hungry now!
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| What makes you say that? ![]() Joined: Dec 2003
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| Hey d_j... you gonna eat that? Good luck, bud.
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Oct 2007
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| General Tao's Parotid Tumors? Geoff and Rowdy, you two are some twisted bast*rds. Easy, good to hear. The doc told me about ear numbness being the most common problem. He said for the first few weeks I'll need to be careful shaving . He said I shouldn't just whip the 'ol razor over there and start hackin' away.
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Oct 2007
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| Can Ride And Chew Gum ![]() Joined: Jul 2007
Bike: 2006 grey suzuki M50
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| good luck to you... i gotta get my submandibular gland removed in a few months... boy... fun eh? you'll prolly be on the bike when... saturday afternoon?
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| Bridal Boutique Manager ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
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Hope all goes well DJ!
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Oct 2007
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| Working at a hospital myself, I tend to eat more Chinese food than I used to. That's because Chinese restaurants always seem to have much lower prices and more "specials" when they located near surgery centers and large hospitals. I guess they value the service of those of us in the medical fields and return the favor with bargain prices.
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| Bridal Boutique Manager ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
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__________________ Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them. It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings... But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", and Angel gets set on fire... Grey * De-badged * V & H Straightshots w/ Thunder-Monster Baffles and Billet Hot-Tips * POWAH COMMANDAH!! * Kury Wide Style Levers * Kury Zombie Pegs (what's left of them) * Johnskit Forward Controls * Johnskit 2.5" Lowering Kit * Carbon Fibre-esque Trim kit * your mom * Memphis Shades HellCat windshield * Passenger Backrest * Baddass MO-FO behind the bars * Metz 880's w/ lettering * Flamed Thunder MFG Teardrop Intake * | |
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| Just Won't Go Away ! ![]() | Quote:
holy %%%% jim your right!! We have like 3 chinese places w/in walking distance from work.. | |
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Oct 2007
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: May 2005
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| Good luck with the surgery, Jim. I'll make sure to think about you when I'm having Chinese for lunch today.
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