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Old 06-13-2008, 08:28 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Just piss the bed.

That'll insure you have a urinal.


Glad to hear you're in good spirits, Jim.



Too bad those nurses aren't in your hospital though.
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:01 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Nurse Christa said I would feel better if I put on my happy face.

WTF? Don't I look happy?

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Old 06-13-2008, 01:07 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Umm... I thought you were supposed to look better after plastic surgery?

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Old 06-13-2008, 01:14 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Russ...

Write something witty on that dry erase board.

You know...some bathroom poetry or something...

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Old 06-13-2008, 01:21 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Russ...

Write something witty on that dry erase board.

You know...some bathroom poetry or something...
Hahahha
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:30 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I want to see a dirty limerick
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:32 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Write something witty on that dry erase board.

You know...some bathroom poetry or something...
Tim, how about this?

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Old 06-13-2008, 01:39 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Lol!

BANNED!
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:41 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Diced tomatoes, Clint. It says diced tomatoes. The computer screen blocked part of it.
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:11 PM   #91 (permalink)
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WOW!!!!!! That was awesome Jim!

I was on the phone with my wife when I saw that... she was like "WTF are you laughing at?"
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:44 PM   #92 (permalink)
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double post.
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:45 PM   #93 (permalink)
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You just look bored to me. Those nurses need to provide some better "entertainment" Put some hip hop on, tell them it's spring break and get a couple to dance around or something for ya.

Did they tell you when you'll be able to wear a helmet again? Will it fit differently?
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:45 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Double post!
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:53 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Did they tell you when you'll be able to wear a helmet again? Will it fit differently?
Crap I hadn't even thought of that.
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:35 PM   #96 (permalink)
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COME ONE MAN!

"There once was a man from Nantucket...." Get your sliced and diced butt up there and write the damn limmerick!

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There was once an old man from Kass.
Whose balls were said to be made of brass.
He'd clang them together,
and sing "Stormy Weather",
as lightning shot out of his ass.
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:59 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Russ...
Write something witty on that dry erase board.
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If he has done just half what he claims, they probably have his hands tied to the bed rails !!!
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Did they tell you when you'll be able to wear a helmet again? Will it fit differently?
Should be no problem. I did use it as an excuse to get a new one though!!

If you have the "typical" ear problem like I do, the helmet will FEEL strange for a while. After a year, I almost don't notice it anymore.......until I put the phone up to my ear.....or put the helmet on. You DO need to be sure the ear goes in straight as you probably can't feel if it is folded over.

AND....what is this crap about morphine ??? Wuss. All I got was 2 Tylenol.

I am, however, saving some good pills for the next time my back goes out !!
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I think I'll cancel my plans to visit Graceland this year...what happened to Southern hospitality?.
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