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themeatmanlandry · 09-20-2004, 01:35 PM

It's true! It's true!

Makes the physical exam a real eye-opener:

"Let me check you for spinal damage." <reaches down front of man's pants>

"Uh, that ain't my spinal cord there, fellow."

Four erections on a plane trip? I've been on planes. Don't recall a bunch of woodies, though. Must have had less-than-average stewardesses.

Oh, yeah . . . LBJ was the first President of the United States to wear contact lenses.

SuzukiGirl1 · 09-20-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wsharp

"In the rare case that an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention." Levitra™ commercial disclaimer... anyone ever see that?

Dang, if that was a real worry then I would be in the hospital constantly. Only 4 hours is cause for worry??? Doesn't everyone have marathon bouts of lovemaking, or am I the only one? Jeezy Joe.

I only have one word for that...OUCH!!!

themeatmanlandry · 09-20-2004, 03:23 PM

If I were a person that needed it, and my Levitra were to make it last 4 hours . . . I'd tip the doc!!

. . . and I'd have to find something else to do for the other 20 hours in the day!

LayinLo · 09-20-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

If I were a person that needed it, and my Levitra were to make it last 4 hours . . . I'd tip the doc!!

. . . and I'd have to find something else to do for the other 20 hours in the day!

...like buying her a LOT of ice????

09-20-2004, 01:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	It's true! It's true! Makes the physical exam a real eye-opener: "Let me check you for spinal damage." <reaches down front of man's pants> "Uh, that ain't my spinal cord there, fellow." Four erections on a plane trip? I've been on planes. Don't recall a bunch of woodies, though. Must have had less-than-average stewardesses. Oh, yeah . . . LBJ was the first President of the United States to wear contact lenses. __________________ Go to hell

09-20-2004, 03:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	If I were a person that needed it, and my Levitra were to make it last 4 hours . . . I'd tip the doc!! . . . and I'd have to find something else to do for the other 20 hours in the day! __________________ Go to hell

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