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Old 05-21-2008, 06:13 AM   #81 (permalink)
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random thought..

does this riding jacket make my butt look big?
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Old 05-21-2008, 06:27 AM   #82 (permalink)
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No the largess of your butt makes your riding jacket look small.
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:07 AM   #83 (permalink)
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No the largess of your butt makes your riding jacket look small.
I got thunder thighs.. sheesh.. time to hit the gym again..
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:33 AM   #84 (permalink)
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random thought..

does this riding jacket make my butt look big?
actually no.. your just fat

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Old 05-21-2008, 07:36 AM   #85 (permalink)
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A group of us went out for an Indian dinner last night, I have just flooded my office with a HOOOOOOOJ fart and no one to share it with!
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:27 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Um, buster, TOMORROW is Turdsday!
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:21 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Um, buster, TOMORROW is Turdsday!

Yeah I know but Tuesday is curry night and if I don't vent on Weds I'll explode!
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:26 AM   #88 (permalink)
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"But sir, it's just a wafer thin mint!"
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:02 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:06 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:52 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Why is silence so deafening?
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:57 AM   #92 (permalink)
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how can my golf game be so sporatic.. go from hitting a snowman to 4 straight pars, to a few more quad-bogies?
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Old 05-22-2008, 08:44 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2008, 08:52 AM   #94 (permalink)
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how can my golf game be so sporatic.. go from hitting a snowman to 4 straight pars, to a few more quad-bogies?
Just don't count the strokes and put down whatever you want on the scorecard. It won't make you game any better but at least you wil be consitent.
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Old 05-22-2008, 01:08 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I got thunder thighs.. sheesh.. time to hit the gym again..
Tell me about it!

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Old 05-22-2008, 03:29 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Any activity where you count your strokes is most definitely NOT a man's game.
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Any activity where you count your strokes is most definitely NOT a man's game.
but when it involves beer maidens (putting it nice cause its a family website) and drinking in general.. its ok by me
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nailed that one uncle b.

there's something to be said for being organized; unfortunately, I haven't quite gotten to that point.
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