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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F
Location: Memphis, TN
Posts: 3,078
| Women always remain in a state of "In Training" [ducks]
__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. |
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F
Location: Memphis, TN
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__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. | |
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| Want's A New Title ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889
Posts: 4,423
| I 'm just asking … What disease did cured ham actually have?
__________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun ![]() Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/ |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,018
| minus 10 points off your Man Card for divulging secrets to the other side. One is only allowed to IF it benefits oneself!
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! |
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| Want's A New Title ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889
Posts: 4,423
| Why??? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
__________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun ![]() Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/ |
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| M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award ![]() Joined: Jan 2007
Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850
Location: Washington County, WI
Posts: 6,456
| remember "the punishment will continue until morale improves" manglement adage.
__________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value. |
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F
Location: Memphis, TN
Posts: 3,078
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__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. | |
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| Want's A New Title ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889
Posts: 4,423
| Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
__________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun ![]() Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/ |
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| M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award ![]() Joined: Jan 2007
Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850
Location: Washington County, WI
Posts: 6,456
| then it's off to Burger King, when you want to eat and have given up on standards.
__________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value. |
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| Want's A New Title ![]() Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889
Posts: 4,423
| I 'm just asking … How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
__________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun ![]() Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/ |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,018
| Sleep or no sleep. Who needs it. 4 hours in the last 48 of being awake.
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! |
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