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Old 07-18-2008, 02:35 PM   #621 (permalink)
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Your a dork Timmy!
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:10 PM   #622 (permalink)
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My wife's car is an Honda Element SC....

Crap...my shift is due up here in a few moments....
Put her to work Timbo....

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Old 07-18-2008, 03:24 PM   #623 (permalink)
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What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why?
We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:39 PM   #624 (permalink)
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Your a dork Timmy!
Yes Ma'am I am.

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Old 07-18-2008, 04:46 PM   #625 (permalink)
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Timmy...did you see my story about what happened last Friday?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:53 PM   #626 (permalink)
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I 'm just asking …
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:58 PM   #627 (permalink)
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that!!!
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:17 PM   #628 (permalink)
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:34 PM   #629 (permalink)
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i don't understand why it's called a hairlip... they don't have a lip half the time, let alone having hair on it!
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:48 PM   #630 (permalink)
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I 'm just asking …

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going to?

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Old 07-18-2008, 10:15 PM   #631 (permalink)
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assassinated means you were elected.

and an elected crook, is still a, well, make your own conclusion.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:25 AM   #632 (permalink)
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Timmy...did you see my story about what happened last Friday?
I'm not sure...

But I did see your most favorite person in the whole world on the street yesterday.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:16 AM   #633 (permalink)
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I 'm just asking …

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:57 PM   #634 (permalink)
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hope not; with my luck it will be bib overalls and a white t-shirt.

and socks with a hole in them.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:44 AM   #635 (permalink)
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Its strange how your taste for things that you normally did not like changes and now for some reason you like it.

For example.. I've always hated all things cranberry. It's too tart and leaves a bitter after taste.. well thats all changed now. For the past two weeks I've been making up for the 34 years of not drinking it. I've drank so much of the stuff that I'm starting to turn red color..
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:29 AM   #636 (permalink)
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Cranberry juice will give you the scours.

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Old 07-21-2008, 09:11 AM   #637 (permalink)
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aaak. I would go talk to my doctor.... perhaps something changed in your body / blood chemistry to cause this....


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Its strange how your taste for things that you normally did not like changes and now for some reason you like it.

For example.. I've always hated all things cranberry. It's too tart and leaves a bitter after taste.. well thats all changed now. For the past two weeks I've been making up for the 34 years of not drinking it. I've drank so much of the stuff that I'm starting to turn red color..
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:26 AM   #638 (permalink)
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Well I've always heard that your taste buds change completely every 7 yrs? Or something like that. I used to love broccoli but now I hate them. I'm just a weirdo..
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Yeah scotty... you are just weird....
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Scotty's so very special.......

He's a creeeeeeeeep.........

He's a weirdo............


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