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**Trapper** · 06-12-2008, 01:08 PM

Watched the Movie dozens of times. Usually in some sort of stupor.

And Tim... I tend not to notice sigs, so I missed it.

themeatmanlandry · 06-12-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trapper

Watched the Movie dozens of times. Usually in some sort of stupor.

And Tim... I tend not to notice sigs, so I missed it.

Ever notice that a room full of people, both sober and stoned/drunk, could watch that movie and only the f'ed up folks would know what was going on?

Sober guy:

F'ed Up Guy: See, he's mental and depressed . . . and his life is %%%% . . . and his wife's leaving him, see . . . earlier, when they showed the teacher, that was from his . . .

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

[landry breathes a sigh of relief that he's not the only one weird enough to delve into "The Wall" with a fanatical zest]

Sh1t......I think I watched or listened to it every night for the better part of a year at one point in my life.

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 01:17 PM

snicker..snicker....

By the time "Waiting For the Worms" came on.....I was usually incoherent.....to this day...I can't tell you how the effin' movie ends!!

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 01:19 PM

Was it me? Or was that chick...

You know the one....

"Wanna take a baaaaaaath?" Supremely annoying. I mean hell....I'd trash the hotel room too, just to get rid of her.

**Trapper** · 06-12-2008, 01:26 PM

I would trash the room but I might skip shaving my nipples off.

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 01:35 PM

I imagine in that state...it'd be quite invigorating.

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 01:55 PM

What exactly is tat? And where do I find it? It's value is roughly that of one tit. I know this because I overhear people say it's always "tit for tat". I'm always game for some tit. I wonder if I should invest in tat futures? Is it a commodity? If the average boob job is about $3500, than could one reasonably assume that tat would be worth $1750? Or does involving artificial enhancements throw the scales off and make a tit for tat transaction null and void? Things to ponder when one is on Vicodin.

HAMMERPETE · 06-12-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

What exactly is tat? And where do I find it? It's value is roughly that of one tit. I know this because I overhear people say it's always "tit for tat". I'm always game for some tit. I wonder if I should invest in tat futures? Is it a commodity? If the average boob job is about $3500, than could one reasonably assume that tat would be worth $1750? Or does involving artificial enhancements throw the scales off and make a tit for tat transaction null and void? Things to ponder when one is on Vicodin.

chasing the Vicodin with Jack?

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

chasing the Vicodin with Jack?

Last time I did that....'96 or '97.....

I passed out nicely. Sitting straight up. On the couch. Glass in hand.

I woke up some time later. In pitch blackness. Sitting cross legged on the floor. Confused as hell, and feeling like I had to vomit. Groping around in the dark, I found a bucket was already in between my crossed legs. Mind you I'm confused as hell and panicking because I have no idea how I got where I was, why I couldn't see, and man, I had to puke. I kept turning this bucket over and over, and I couldn't seem to get the opening up to my mouth. Finally, I get the lid open on this bucket. Get it right, and let go. As the warmness of my guts ran over my hands, and onto my legs and feet I had a sobering moment of clarity and realized that I might not have a bucket, as I puked again, and couldn't stop it. Further soiling myself. I started feeling immediately better. So I wobbled to my feet and began the cleanup process. Imagine my horror when I saw that my "bucket" was Mrs. I's brand new coffee maker. I apparently was opened the flap where you add water and was trying to puke into that.

Yeah....I won't be trying to follow that act up anytime soon.

**Trapper** · 06-12-2008, 02:44 PM

This thread cost me $11.99 on iTunes, replacing my scratched copy of The Final Cut.

**intimid8er** · 06-12-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Trapper

This thread cost me $11.99 on iTunes, replacing my scratched copy of The Final Cut.

Speak up sir. I could've saved you the dough.

Either by e-mailing you a few tracks at a time. Or mailing you a copy.

With all the fart smellers...er I mean smart fellers here...I'm sure we could come up with our own private file sharing deal or something.

jgreth · 06-12-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Last time I did that....'96 or '97.....

I passed out nicely. Sitting straight up. On the couch. Glass in hand.

I woke up some time later. In pitch blackness. Sitting cross legged on the floor. Confused as hell, and feeling like I had to vomit. Groping around in the dark, I found a bucket was already in between my crossed legs. Mind you I'm confused as hell and panicking because I have no idea how I got where I was, why I couldn't see, and man, I had to puke. I kept turning this bucket over and over, and I couldn't seem to get the opening up to my mouth. Finally, I get the lid open on this bucket. Get it right, and let go. As the warmness of my guts ran over my hands, and onto my legs and feet I had a sobering moment of clarity and realized that I might not have a bucket, as I puked again, and couldn't stop it. Further soiling myself. I started feeling immediately better. So I wobbled to my feet and began the cleanup process. Imagine my horror when I saw that my "bucket" was Mrs. I's brand new coffee maker. I apparently was opened the flap where you add water and was trying to puke into that.

Yeah....I won't be trying to follow that act up anytime soon.

ROFL That had me laughing.

**Trapper** · 06-12-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Speak up sir. I could've saved you the dough.

Either by e-mailing you a few tracks at a time. Or mailing you a copy.

With all the fart smellers...er I mean smart fellers here...I'm sure we could come up with our own private file sharing deal or something.

I don't mind paying. There is so little I really want.

geoffsimpson · 06-12-2008, 04:25 PM

Tim...your description of your "episode"...had me lookin' for a bucket too.

Nicely DONE!

omegajim · 06-12-2008, 06:12 PM

bucket brigade.

cms58 · 06-12-2008, 06:42 PM

Have you ever wondered why they sterilize a needle for lethal injection?

Uncle B · 06-12-2008, 07:00 PM

Thoughts for Today-
First you forget names; then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

omegajim · 06-12-2008, 09:32 PM

it's way worse when you get caught in your own zipper.

geoffsimpson · 06-12-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle B

Thoughts for Today-
First you forget names; then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

That should be printed on a tshirt!

06-12-2008, 01:08 PM	#281 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 9,094	Watched the Movie dozens of times. Usually in some sort of stupor. And Tim... I tend not to notice sigs, so I missed it. __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-12-2008, 01:17 PM	#284 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,795	snicker..snicker.... By the time "Waiting For the Worms" came on.....I was usually incoherent.....to this day...I can't tell you how the effin' movie ends!! __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/08 The Butthole Surfer's - Who Was In My Room Last Night? <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-12-2008, 01:19 PM	#285 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,795	Was it me? Or was that chick... You know the one.... "Wanna take a baaaaaaath?" Supremely annoying. I mean hell....I'd trash the hotel room too, just to get rid of her. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/08 The Butthole Surfer's - Who Was In My Room Last Night? <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-12-2008, 01:26 PM	#286 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 9,094	I would trash the room but I might skip shaving my nipples off. __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-12-2008, 01:35 PM	#287 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,795	I imagine in that state...it'd be quite invigorating. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/08 The Butthole Surfer's - Who Was In My Room Last Night? <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-12-2008, 01:55 PM	#288 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,795	What exactly is tat? And where do I find it? It's value is roughly that of one tit. I know this because I overhear people say it's always "tit for tat". I'm always game for some tit. I wonder if I should invest in tat futures? Is it a commodity? If the average boob job is about $3500, than could one reasonably assume that tat would be worth $1750? Or does involving artificial enhancements throw the scales off and make a tit for tat transaction null and void? Things to ponder when one is on Vicodin. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/08 The Butthole Surfer's - Who Was In My Room Last Night? <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-12-2008, 02:44 PM	#291 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 9,094	This thread cost me $11.99 on iTunes, replacing my scratched copy of The Final Cut. __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-12-2008, 04:25 PM	#295 (permalink)
geoffsimpson Throttle Jockey Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Grey, not silver, GREY 2006 Suzuki Boulevard M50 * 1983 GS750E Cafe Racer project Location: Prince George BC Posts: 3,111	Tim...your description of your "episode"...had me lookin' for a bucket too. Nicely DONE! __________________ Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them. It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings... But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", and Angel gets set on fire... Grey * De-badged * V & H Straightshots w/ Thunder-Monster Baffles and Billet Hot-Tips * POWAH COMMANDAH!! * Kury Wide Style Levers * Kury Zombie Pegs (what's left of them) * Johnskit Forward Controls * Johnskit 2.5" Lowering Kit * Carbon Fibre-esque Trim kit * your mom * Memphis Shades HellCat windshield * Passenger Backrest * Baddass MO-FO behind the bars * Metz 880's w/ lettering * Flamed Thunder MFG Teardrop Intake *

06-12-2008, 06:12 PM	#296 (permalink)
omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,064	bucket brigade. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

06-12-2008, 06:42 PM	#297 (permalink)
cms58 Kickstand Operator Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki S50 /07 Yamaha FZ6 / 1992 Yamaha RT180 Location: Lithia Springs, Georgia Posts: 286	Have you ever wondered why they sterilize a needle for lethal injection? __________________ FEEL THE BREEZE

06-12-2008, 07:00 PM	#298 (permalink)
Uncle B Want's A New Title Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889 Posts: 4,331	Thoughts for Today- First you forget names; then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. __________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/

06-12-2008, 09:32 PM	#299 (permalink)
omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,064	it's way worse when you get caught in your own zipper. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

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