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**intimid8er** · 06-03-2008, 03:45 PM

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I AGREE

omegajim · 06-03-2008, 05:35 PM

my favorite band and my favorite song.

and now back to your regularly scheduled program

**Trapper** · 06-03-2008, 06:09 PM

Looks like a Schwing front moving in...

Uncle B · 06-03-2008, 06:30 PM

Thoughts for Today-
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

themeatmanlandry · 06-04-2008, 06:50 AM

Holy smokes, am I still alive?!?

The aftermath of the Great Charity Pickle Juice Ingestion Mistake of 2008 . . .

At work, the stomach burn started almost immediately. The nausea was strong, but not strong enough to force a puke. My stomach started rumbling and gurgling within 5 minutes of drinking that crap. The rumbling/gugrling steadily dropped until it felt like my lower intestines were full of Pop Rocks.

On the way home, I started to feel like I had to fart. I knew better. As soon as I hit the door and shut of the alarm, I stroked it to the can.

O

M

G!!

Ever sat on the pot for an hour? No? Good for you. I have.

I went through (no lie) a roll and a half of terlet paper in that hour. Everytime I'd stand up and think I was done . . . here it'd come again. Pure liquid. Like a fire hose.

I think my yeasr of physical comedy may be over, or at least as far as consuming nasty stuff for a laugh.

Ouch.

jgreth · 06-04-2008, 07:59 AM

ROFL

Wait, it's not Thursday yet....

Remind me to try that pickle juice trick at a party.

**Trapper** · 06-04-2008, 08:02 AM

Better than an enema?

jgreth · 06-04-2008, 08:04 AM

Enemas don't give that cold sweat feeling as it moves through your intestines though...

I'd take an enema over a bad case of diarrhea any day of the week.

KD57 · 06-04-2008, 08:08 AM

I really didn't need that accurate of a description this early in the morning.

The resulting visual forced me to quit eating my donuts, and I will never eat another pickle.
But I am glad you survived and are doing better.

**intimid8er** · 06-04-2008, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Holy smokes, am I still alive?!?

The aftermath of the Great Charity Pickle Juice Ingestion Mistake of 2008 . . .

At work, the stomach burn started almost immediately. The nausea was strong, but not strong enough to force a puke. My stomach started rumbling and gurgling within 5 minutes of drinking that crap. The rumbling/gugrling steadily dropped until it felt like my lower intestines were full of Pop Rocks.

On the way home, I started to feel like I had to fart. I knew better. As soon as I hit the door and shut of the alarm, I stroked it to the can.

O

M

G!!

Ever sat on the pot for an hour? No? Good for you. I have.

I went through (no lie) a roll and a half of terlet paper in that hour. Everytime I'd stand up and think I was done . . . here it'd come again. Pure liquid. Like a fire hose.

I think my yeasr of physical comedy may be over, or at least as far as consuming nasty stuff for a laugh.

Ouch.

Coulda shat through a screen door and not hit nothin' eh? LOL!!

omegajim · 06-04-2008, 12:22 PM

that's what you get for overindulging in pickle juice.

themeatmanlandry · 06-04-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omegajim

that's what you get for overindulging in pickle juice.

Boy howdy!!

This just in: it may not have been the pickle juice as much as it was the fact that the jar had been open for a few days without refrigeration. I scrounged up the jar in order to check the label. I fully anticipated seeing "Do not drink brine" on there, but instead I found "refrigerate after opening." Fantastic.

**Trapper** · 06-04-2008, 01:03 PM

Only way to determine is to drink a jar of the refrigerated stuff and see what happens.

themeatmanlandry · 06-04-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trapper

Only way to determine is to drink a jar of the refrigerated stuff and see what happens.

That's what I JUST told my buddy Phil!!!!! For reals!

**intimid8er** · 06-04-2008, 01:09 PM

In the interest of Empirical integrity. You MUST drink the fresh stuff!

themeatmanlandry · 06-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intimid8er

In the interest of Empirical integrity. You MUST drink the fresh stuff!

I'm just dumb enough to do it out of curiosity . . . but I think I'll give the scabs in my colon a few days to heal first.

jgreth · 06-04-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

I'm just dumb enough to do it out of curiosity . . . but I think I'll give the scabs in my colon a few days to heal first.

Well hot dang, if I wasn't hungry before I sure am now... where are them dang pork skins.

themeatmanlandry · 06-04-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgreth

Well hot dang, if I wasn't hungry before I sure am now... where are them dang pork skins.

Oh, for clarification, the scabs aren't from the pickle juice incident . . . my uncle just has big thumbs.

**Trapper** · 06-04-2008, 02:51 PM

Omfg!!!!!

**intimid8er** · 06-04-2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

I'm just dumb enough to do it out of curiosity . . .

Dood...I so would.....

Seriously. I'm that driven by curiosity, that the thirst for resolution would outweigh the possible negative consequences.

06-03-2008, 05:35 PM	#222 (permalink)
omegajim M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 5,506	my favorite band and my favorite song. and now back to your regularly scheduled program __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

06-03-2008, 06:09 PM	#223 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 8,911	Looks like a Schwing front moving in... __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-03-2008, 06:30 PM	#224 (permalink)
Uncle B M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889 Posts: 3,957	Thoughts for Today- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. __________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/

06-04-2008, 06:50 AM	#225 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,377	Holy smokes, am I still alive?!? The aftermath of the Great Charity Pickle Juice Ingestion Mistake of 2008 . . . At work, the stomach burn started almost immediately. The nausea was strong, but not strong enough to force a puke. My stomach started rumbling and gurgling within 5 minutes of drinking that crap. The rumbling/gugrling steadily dropped until it felt like my lower intestines were full of Pop Rocks. On the way home, I started to feel like I had to fart. I knew better. As soon as I hit the door and shut of the alarm, I stroked it to the can. O M G!! Ever sat on the pot for an hour? No? Good for you. I have. I went through (no lie) a roll and a half of terlet paper in that hour. Everytime I'd stand up and think I was done . . . here it'd come again. Pure liquid. Like a fire hose. I think my yeasr of physical comedy may be over, or at least as far as consuming nasty stuff for a laugh. Ouch. __________________ Click the image above to order that blue stuff you put combs in. You're quite welcome!

06-04-2008, 07:59 AM	#226 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 2,919	ROFL Wait, it's not Thursday yet.... Remind me to try that pickle juice trick at a party. __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

06-04-2008, 08:02 AM	#227 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 8,911	Better than an enema? __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-04-2008, 08:04 AM	#228 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 2,919	Enemas don't give that cold sweat feeling as it moves through your intestines though... I'd take an enema over a bad case of diarrhea any day of the week. __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

06-04-2008, 08:08 AM	#229 (permalink)
KD57 No Significant Other Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: 2008 ZZR600 Location: Under a rock in Texas Posts: 2,354	I really didn't need that accurate of a description this early in the morning. The resulting visual forced me to quit eating my donuts, and I will never eat another pickle. But I am glad you survived and are doing better. __________________ The "other" ZZR rider.

06-04-2008, 12:22 PM	#231 (permalink)
omegajim M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 5,506	that's what you get for overindulging in pickle juice. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

06-04-2008, 01:03 PM	#233 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 8,911	Only way to determine is to drink a jar of the refrigerated stuff and see what happens. __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-04-2008, 01:09 PM	#235 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,453	In the interest of Empirical integrity. You MUST drink the fresh stuff! __________________ Song Pick of the Week 08/20 Buddy Guy - Sweet Home Chicago <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-04-2008, 02:51 PM	#239 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 8,911	Omfg!!!!! __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

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