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**Trapper** · 06-01-2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle B

Thoughts for Today-
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

'cept maybe the toilet....

tallannie · 06-01-2008, 04:28 PM

GRIN... lotsa mountain highways and not so many police.... I was over 80 in the 55 zone and not slowin down for the corners. I dont often push it like that...so that is what I was referrin to...

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Originally Posted by omegajim

I'd like to know why annie couldn't get a ticket.

they don't have a problem with ticket writing around here.

Uncle B · 06-01-2008, 05:21 PM

Thoughts for Today-
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

buster · 06-02-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

true pearls of wisdom.

I still like the combination of sweets and booze line of thought.

I wonder what kind of alcohol works best with kit kat?

Red wine! seriously.

**intimid8er** · 06-02-2008, 09:25 AM

Random joke...

Two English Professor friends are hanging out in one's study.

The first Professor says to the other, "I say. Do you enjoy Kipling?"

The second Professor replies, "I'm not sure. How does one Kipple?"

The first Professor lifts his leg and rips a womper of a fart and says with a wink of the eye, "That my friend, is how one Kipples."

themeatmanlandry · 06-02-2008, 01:47 PM

Anyone else get grossed out Saturday night when Kimbo burst that guy's cauliflower ear with a hard right? I did.

I told my wife: "Dude's never been past the first round, and this is the third. I bet he goes for that nasty ear."

. . . and he did!

Ouch.

jgreth · 06-02-2008, 01:50 PM

Wha?

**intimid8er** · 06-02-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Anyone else get grossed out Saturday night when Kimbo burst that guy's cauliflower ear with a hard right? I did.

I told my wife: "Dude's never been past the first round, and this is the third. I bet he goes for that nasty ear."

. . . and he did!

Ouch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgreth

Wha?

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I AGREE

jgreth · 06-02-2008, 02:03 PM

Ahhh....

An Ear of Popcorn?

JmalB · 06-03-2008, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Anyone else get grossed out Saturday night when Kimbo burst that guy's cauliflower ear with a hard right? I did.

I told my wife: "Dude's never been past the first round, and this is the third. I bet he goes for that nasty ear."

. . . and he did!

Ouch.

I'm surprised they let him fight with that ear. I'm equally surprised Kimbo didn't try and hit it much sooner. Either way, he's still doesn't have enough ground game to compete with the best.

themeatmanlandry · 06-03-2008, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JmalB

I'm surprised they let him fight with that ear. I'm equally surprised Kimbo didn't try and hit it much sooner. Either way, he's still doesn't have enough ground game to compete with the best.

Agreed. Plus, he's nasty to look at.

He always reminds me of the following:

. . . but don't tell *him* I said that.

JmalB · 06-03-2008, 07:01 AM

More like Mr T's bigger, uglier brother.

themeatmanlandry · 06-03-2008, 02:26 PM

Here's a thought:

Don't ever (EVER) decide that it would be a good idea to fill a 16 oz. glass with pickle juice and offer to drink it for a $3 donation ot the local food bank.

I thought I'd get off easy with just a nasty puke, but it appears that I will remain nauseated for the rest of the afternoon AND the diarrhea is setting in as we speak (at least I think (hope?) that's what all the grumbling and indigestion is down there).

So, from now on, %%%% charity.

themeatmanlandry · 06-03-2008, 02:28 PM

GD I'm sick (own fault, I get it). I'm leaving. It's a 40-minute drive to the house. Ech.

**intimid8er** · 06-03-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Here's a thought:

Don't ever (EVER) decide that it would be a good idea to fill a 16 oz. glass with pickle juice and offer to drink it for a $3 donation ot the local food bank.

Do wut????

chiddly · 06-03-2008, 02:41 PM

Had a friend once that would drink jalepeno juice like it was water

**inspiron** · 06-03-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chiddly

Had a friend once that would drink jalepeno juice like it was water

Probably the same guy who burned holes in the upholstery of his office chair ...

**Trapper** · 06-03-2008, 03:37 PM

I'm hungry

**intimid8er** · 06-03-2008, 03:40 PM

Makes me think of Damon Wayans' old character. He dressed like a bum, carried around a pickle jar with "something" that warn't a "pickle" floating in yellow liquid that he would call his tah-let.

**inspiron** · 06-03-2008, 03:43 PM

Landry was probably thinking something along the lines of ...

"I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motorcycle.
And I don't want a tickle, I just want to ride my motorcycle.
And I don't want to die, I just want to ride my motorcy ... cle."

06-01-2008, 05:21 PM	#203 (permalink)
Uncle B Want's A New Title Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889 Posts: 4,321	Thoughts for Today- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. __________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/

06-02-2008, 09:25 AM	#205 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,778	Random joke... Two English Professor friends are hanging out in one's study. The first Professor says to the other, "I say. Do you enjoy Kipling?" The second Professor replies, "I'm not sure. How does one Kipple?" The first Professor lifts his leg and rips a womper of a fart and says with a wink of the eye, "That my friend, is how one Kipples." __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/01 W.A.S.P. - Forever Free <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-02-2008, 01:47 PM	#206 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Anyone else get grossed out Saturday night when Kimbo burst that guy's cauliflower ear with a hard right? I did. I told my wife: "Dude's never been past the first round, and this is the third. I bet he goes for that nasty ear." . . . and he did! Ouch. __________________ Go to hell

06-02-2008, 01:50 PM	#207 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,078	Wha? __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

06-02-2008, 02:03 PM	#209 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,078	Ahhh.... An Ear of Popcorn? __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

06-03-2008, 02:26 PM	#213 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Here's a thought: Don't ever (EVER) decide that it would be a good idea to fill a 16 oz. glass with pickle juice and offer to drink it for a $3 donation ot the local food bank. I thought I'd get off easy with just a nasty puke, but it appears that I will remain nauseated for the rest of the afternoon AND the diarrhea is setting in as we speak (at least I think (hope?) that's what all the grumbling and indigestion is down there). So, from now on, %%%% charity. __________________ Go to hell

06-03-2008, 02:28 PM	#214 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	GD I'm sick (own fault, I get it). I'm leaving. It's a 40-minute drive to the house. Ech. __________________ Go to hell

06-03-2008, 02:41 PM	#216 (permalink)
chiddly Kickstand Operator Joined: Jun 2007 Bike: 1991 Yamaha Roadstar Location: Thornton, CO Posts: 285	Had a friend once that would drink jalepeno juice like it was water

06-03-2008, 03:37 PM	#218 (permalink)
Trapper Dogs Best Friend(admin) Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: SOLD Location: Moncton NB Canada Posts: 9,084	I'm hungry __________________ PointFlushRetrieve.com - Bird Dog Blog Motorcycle-Journal.com Blog

06-03-2008, 03:40 PM	#219 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,778	Makes me think of Damon Wayans' old character. He dressed like a bum, carried around a pickle jar with "something" that warn't a "pickle" floating in yellow liquid that he would call his tah-let. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 10/01 W.A.S.P. - Forever Free <Insert nothing original in this space>

06-03-2008, 03:43 PM	#220 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,941	Landry was probably thinking something along the lines of ... "I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motorcycle. And I don't want a tickle, I just want to ride my motorcycle. And I don't want to die, I just want to ride my motorcy ... cle." __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

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