A true story about .... Schoolkids.

[buster]

Many a true word is spoken in jest but.......

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.


2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1977 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

[KD57]

Hehe, that is so true. Believe it or not, it's true, but my 7th grade science project I made a bomb and set it off in the playground. I used a coffee can, black powder, and an ignition coil to set it off. It worked and I made an A.
And I blew up soooo many red ant hills, lol.

[pinky44]

Originally Posted by KD57

Hehe, that is so true. Believe it or not, it's true, but my 7th grade science project I made a bomb and set it off in the playground. I used a coffee can, black powder, and an ignition coil to set it off. It worked and I made an A.
And I blew up soooo many red ant hills, lol.

Now you would be watched as an mad bomber

[KD57]

Or still be in jail awaiting my "terrorist" trial.

[Apertureguy]

We had a local kid here, showing off his ceremonial rifle (it is unable to shoot) in the trunk of his car. He's big in ROTC and was just selected for some special marching group. The problem was, this took place in the parking lot for the High School.

A teacher saw the rifle, the police were called. The kid was led away in cuffs and questioned for several hours...then released. He was also suspended from a week of school.

I give the kid a lot of credit...for not coming back and shooting these people.

[intimid8er]

Hell....we were allowed to bring rifles to school.

In ninth or tenth grade we took a mandatory Public Speaking class. There was one or two guys every year brought a weapon in to do a speech on how to clean it, or shoot it or whatever. Lord forbid if you invoked the infernal name of Ozzy Ozbourne on a desk top though!

[MOTOHOLIC!]

That's about how it is these days.