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09-15-2004, 04:46 PM
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| Clutch Cadet  Join Date: May 2004
Bike: 2001 GSX-R750
Location: Maryland (Howard County)
Posts: 935
  |  Talk about a colorfully phrased individual...  "Let the navy have the gravy . . . save the beans for the marines." "Do not operate while under the influence of squidly peer-pressure " "...some ninny with a personal agenda (pronounced "nothing better to do") " "I usually break open a can of beans (ala Popeye) and clear the room the 'natural way!' " "Gimme' that dead horse . . . where's my freakin' whip??" "I think the Cannucks put a litre ona scale opposite a pile of moose-%%%%%. If the scale's even, they pass. If not, they have to down a gallon Rolling Rock and dance the Mambo. Or something." "I thought we had a veritable plethora of information. I may be wrong . . . it could be just a simple plethora . . . Uncle Bob?" "You'rea Italiana accenta isa showinga Mr.a Scotta." "We (Americans) do a lot of pushing/shoving/sweating when we do it. How do you guys get it done?" "Where else do you put the beer? Surely you don't ask her to hold it . . . she'd down it while you were in the heat of the moment . . you know she would!" "Here in the US of A we get our T'N'A from our wives." "...a little love-nibble.." "Earth. Where the bipeds roam free." "You gun folks begin jacking . . . NOW!" "That's a "Zen" thing ain't it? 'He who truly is . . . is not.' " "FWIW I still say teh "lol guy" looks like a jackass" "Zit?!?" "Why do you ask . . . ya' wanna' help me pop it? (no, it's not another extremely unfunny sexual innuendo . . . it's a zit joke)" "...They feel more 'american,' I guess. Funny, I don't really feel Japanese." "No thanks. I already have an underpaying job for the City of Memphis . . . and I don't even have to act like a jerk to keep it!!" "I chew the ass out of a pair of XXXXL boxers (I use syrup for flavoring) and wear them backwards. Always brings a smile to the guy at the next urinal." "Don't they have sex forums out there?" "I don't blame him. As a mc salesman, my crappy display of ingenuity must have made him nauseous. Hmmm . . .wrap my head in camping twine and get a free helmet?" "Blondes, brunettes, redheads, fat girls, skinny girls, dobermans . . . whatever. I ain't choosy." "Caution: Dust tape the child's HEAD to the fairing . . . not the torso. THey gotta' breathe ya'know?" "Ride on frugal defenders of the wallet!!" "Check the light, watch for idiots, don't hit the gravel if you're turning, and hold the beer between your legs if you have to use the clutch." "Ogay occifer, you got me. I'se drunk . . . but I only hadacuplle. " ""Not really." WTF kind of answer is that?? That's like saying you're "kind of" a virgin. Dumba$$." ". . . either that, or they got small nuts." "I wanna' see you milk a moose!" "More importantly . . . do y'all have Buttwiper and Schitz up there? What're the predominant beers? " "Humina-humina-humina-humina" "Iiiiiiiiillloveit!" "Here's to sharing something good (besides Pamela Anderson and Trish Stratus). " --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    |
