Unabomber Copy Cats

[AZRyder]

Ted Kazinski's legacy lives on with these Unabomber copycats..

I'm sure to catch a lot of FLAK on this one

One who explodes Monkeys - Baboonabomber

One who explodes Coconut Cookies - Macaroonabomber

Strikes only during the rainy season - Monsoonabomber

One who bombs idiots and ill mannered people - Buffoonabomber

One who blows up brass containers used for chewing tobacco - Spitoonabomber

One who bombs Steven Speilbergs Cartoon Studio - Tiny Toonabomber

Once tried to blow up a Japanese Actor - Toshiro Mifunobomber (sp)

Once played tissue paper and comb instrument in the band - Kazoonabomber

Likes to blow up fish - Tunabomber

Blows up people because he was kicked out of choir - Can't carry a Tune-abomber

Blows up game shows - Name that Tune-abomber

Blows up cities in Mexico - Cancunabomber

Blows up cities in India - Rangoonabomber

Blows up Woodwind instruments - Basoonabomber

Blows up frilly womens Underwear - Pantaloonabomber

Arrives early to parties - Bitsoonabomber

Blows up caricatures - Cartoonabomber

Blows up cities in Canada - Saskatoonabomber

Blows up old military regiments - Dragoonabomber

If he lived in Hawaii he would be known as the Big Kahuna-bomber

Bomber with allergies - Achoo-nabomber

Blows up small nocturnal masked creaters - Racoonabomber

Once tried to blow up Fess Parker - Daniel Boone-abomber

One who can't wait to get rid of you - What? leaving so soon? -abomber

Only blows things up during the 6th month of the year - June-abomber

Likes to blow up party boats - Pontoonabomber

Got a bad hairstyle, hates hair salons - Vidal Sasoonabomber

Blows up mobsters - Goonabomber

Writes manifestos in short verses - Haiku-nabomber

Hates old Spanish Money - Dubloonabomber

Blows up military units - Platoonabomber

Only works in the middle of the day - Noonabomber

Blows up couples making out in the middle of the day - Noonerbomber

Blows up archeological sites involving Druids - Rune-abomber

Blows up Robots - Automatronabomber

One who likes to cuddle up behind his victims - Spoonabomber

Likes to Blow up small asteroids - Lunabomber

Makes wallet bombs - Moonabomber

Only works during gale force storms - Typhoonabomber

Likes making bombs while listening to 50's music - I only have eyes for Unabomber

Likes to blow up bars - Saloonabomber

Blows up old style singers - Croonerbomber

His car always misfires - Out of tune-abomber

Uses processed plums as shrapnel - Prune-abomber

Hates Bio-medical researchers - Immunobomber

Hates young swedish actresses - Umabomber

Blows up Larvae - Cocoonabomber

Uses Exploding Spears - Harpoonabomber

Blows up Yachts - Schoonerbomber

Likes to go fast - Vroomabomber

Likes to hear the noise - Kaboomabomber

Is always down on himself - Unabummer

Blows up rich entrepreneurs - Tycoonabomber

Gets so excited he faints - Swoonabomber

Blows up gullible people - What a maroonabomber

What most people will be after reading this - Punabomber