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Old 03-24-2008, 11:39 AM   #21 (permalink)
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That duck needs to be a little older before you harvest it.

Not enough meat on it yet.
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I would have gotten her a long floppy ear rabbit.. those are cute.. easy to maintain.. and good to eat if you so desire. Ducks?? Na.. but hey, if it scored you some browny points then job well done.
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:54 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2008, 05:44 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Nah, Peking Duck tasts like chicken.

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Old 03-24-2008, 10:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hahaha. I haven't checked this since I posted it. I kind of forgot about it.

She likes him, I am most likely going to get him a companion here soon, and Tricker I hate that stupid dog too. I've always wished that there were a few more rounds to take care of his laughing behind!!

Edit: Oh yeah. He did dook in my pool. Its like as soon as those damn things hit water that can't help themselves!!!
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:33 PM   #26 (permalink)
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and all I can think of is the "rubber ducky song" from Sesame Street.

Yup, I'm the first wave of the sesame st. generation.

recovering.
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:47 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:52 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I would bang . . . that duck.
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:23 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Just make sure it doesn't become Mallarduous...
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I would bang . . . that duck.
not surprised at all
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Bang my duck? I hope there is a joke here that I am not getting!
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nope... just landry being landry... sorta sick in a way but nothing less than normal for him
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Old 03-26-2008, 04:51 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Landry is optically challenged. Everything he sees looks like female genitalia.
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:02 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Nope. Not a joke. You put that duck in a pair of panties . . . a little lipstick smeared on the beak . . . maybe some fake eyelashes . . . I'd go to town.

On your duck.

<of course i'm kidding! the little joke that everyone expects from me is that i'd "hit" pretty much anything. truth be told, i've had very limited sexual exposure beyond my wife. i'm proud of that, but it doesn't make for good joke material. >

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but funny.
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