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03-21-2008, 09:12 AM
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| Banned   Joined: Feb 2006
Bike: 2006 Suzuki C50
Location: Hagerstown, Maryland
Posts: 709
|  Parents worse fears. This is a great read!!!------------------- A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We sharea dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. It's in my centre desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.  |
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03-21-2008, 01:06 PM
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| Mr. Threadjack   Joined: Aug 2007
Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F
Location: Memphis, TN
Posts: 3,059
| Hah, that was great.
__________________  What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. |
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03-21-2008, 01:43 PM
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| No Significant Other   Joined: Jul 2007
Bike: 07' C90T 76' MT250
Location: 3rd house NW of the Depot
Posts: 2,427
| Yeeehaaa!!
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03-22-2008, 09:25 AM
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| Refrigerator Magnet Test Engineer  Joined: Oct 2006
Bike: Kawasaki Zephyr750RS, Suzuki GSX-R600, Ducati 999S
Location: Crappy Little Island!!!
Posts: 3,650
| This was great! I can almost see the dad's face in panic as he reads through the letter.
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03-22-2008, 12:02 PM
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| Baft Dastard  Joined: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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03-22-2008, 12:37 PM
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| Omnipotent two-wheeler   Joined: Jan 2007
Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850
Location: Washington County, WI
Posts: 5,661
| I've read things similar to this before, but it's still funny every time I read them.
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03-22-2008, 12:40 PM
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| Where Am I ?  Joined: Feb 2008
Bike: Suzuki DR 350
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
Posts: 32
    | Man, I only wish I knew about it when I was a teen with a bad report card, LOL
__________________ Prague- the heart of Europe! My Bikes: Honda CB 500 Suzuki DR 350 MV Bikes: Honda Deauville Honda Transalp |
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