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**Louis** · 09-08-2004, 09:15 PM

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercing, scars and tattoo. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, and they're providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their garage. Apparently I can earn 50 pounds a scene. I get a 50 pound bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra 100 pounds if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself, and one day I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Aimee

PS: Dad, it's not really true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than your F*CKING football team LOSING.
PENALTIES AGAIN

prekarious1 · 09-08-2004, 10:36 PM

my parents would of shot my sister if she did something like that!!!

TL chris · 09-08-2004, 10:42 PM

That's funny

<----see, he's laughing!

bhamon · 09-08-2004, 11:24 PM

good thing her dad didn't have a bum ticker

DaMaNP750 · 09-09-2004, 09:28 AM

ROFLMAO.....WoW.....

09-09-2004, 07:19 PM

i shal use that in the male text.

c50tiger · 09-09-2004, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soad

i shal use that in the male text.

yeah - that would be worse.....

red7eb · 09-09-2004, 11:39 PM

My dad would beat my @ss for that one **cringes at the memories**

But it was funny..

09-08-2004, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Louis Administrator Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: SV650S '05 (Blue) Location: Gatineau, QC, Canada Posts: 10,652	Humor - How to make your parents freak out A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands. Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercing, scars and tattoo. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, and they're providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their garage. Apparently I can earn 50 pounds a scene. I get a 50 pound bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra 100 pounds if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself, and one day I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter, Aimee PS: Dad, it's not really true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than your F*CKING football team LOSING. PENALTIES AGAIN __________________ Louis

09-08-2004, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
prekarious1 Sprocket Pilot Joined: May 2004 Bike: 02 busa LE Location: Pensacola Fl Posts: 879	my parents would of shot my sister if she did something like that!!! __________________ If my busa is so slow in the twisties, why can't you keep up?

09-08-2004, 10:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
TL chris Tater Salad Joined: Jun 2004 Bike: 1999 TL1000R Location: NorCal Posts: 1,926	That's funny <----see, he's laughing! __________________ 1999 Suzuki TL1000R, Yosh RS-3, TRE, PC II, Custom Paint, OEM sweetness

09-08-2004, 11:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
bhamon In Training Joined: Aug 2004 Location: lexington ky Posts: 136	good thing her dad didn't have a bum ticker __________________ "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer Simpson "Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" - Homer Simpson "You know what? To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!" - Homer Simpson

09-09-2004, 09:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
DaMaNP750 Third gear and cruising Joined: Aug 2004 Location: STL Posts: 455	ROFLMAO.....WoW..... __________________ 2004 GSX-R750 Black/Yellow MICRON slip on Frame Sliders Fender Eliminator Integrated Euro Taillights A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!

09-09-2004, 07:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	i shal use that in the male text.

09-09-2004, 11:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
red7eb Clutch Cadet Joined: May 2004 Bike: 2001 GSX-R750 Location: Maryland (Howard County) Posts: 935	My dad would beat my @ss for that one cringes at the memories But it was funny.. __________________ *You know he doesn't ride when he asks to ride bch and thinks it's "cute"...***

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