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Old 09-08-2004, 08:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL! Seen it before, but still makes me laugh.

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Old 09-08-2004, 11:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 02:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's true, trust me.....she slipped, fell and landed that way.....I just didn't want her to scratch the paint......I did it for you.......
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Old 09-08-2004, 03:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that chick has a nice body!!!
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She had sex with her pants on? I'm confused.
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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She had sex with her pants on? I'm confused.
that's what i was looking at. the belt line is pretty clear in the "impression."

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Old 09-08-2004, 04:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Belted skirt maybe???
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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See, the hood imprint came from fantasy foreplay.....which led to clothes being removed....which led to a wonderful 2 minutes 37 seconds for her and him....which led to.........
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Old 09-09-2004, 01:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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just an observation, but why did the guy put his hands down and leave those fingerprints when he had other things to brace himself with? Like I said...just an observation.
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Old 09-09-2004, 01:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Really!!! What was he thinking??
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Old 09-09-2004, 01:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2004, 02:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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just an observation, but why did the guy put his hands down and leave those fingerprints when he had other things to brace himself with? Like I said...just an observation.
Could have been wispering in her ear, convincing her they weren't going to get caught..

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Old 09-09-2004, 03:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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just an observation, but why did the guy put his hands down and leave those fingerprints when he had other things to brace himself with? Like I said...just an observation.
Could have been wispering in her ear, convincing her they weren't going to get caught..
dont think he was whispering, but that's just my opinion.
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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From the looks of things, I 'd say she was about 4 foot tall, about 80lbs.... but definitely not underaged!
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