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| U.B's LoveChild ![]() Join Date: Sep 2005
Bike: '06 HD Road King with sum stuff on it
Location: Knoxville, TN
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the s--t out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?" " Couple of minutes ago." |