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| Thumper Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
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| So the weather here in Dallas has turned crap, roads are icing over and normally I would have left early and headed home, but not today. Today my youngest if flying back from California, and is scheduled to arrive at 7:30pm. So instead of trying to make it home and then trying to get to the airport I decided to wait here since I am much closer to the Airport from here then at home. Right now the flight is on time but I suspect that by about 6:00 pm that will change. By then the ice will have had time to start wreaking havoc on the airport and the whole system will come to a screeching halt thus backing everything up. It’s gonna be a long night… At least there is a couch in the women’s restroom I can catch a nap on.
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
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On topic tho, yeah that sucks man. That snow/ice is heading here and gonna hit tomorrow.
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| It's A Conspiracy ![]() Joined: May 2005
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I'll start passing the Paypal hat for your bail money...
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| Thumper Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
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| Naw the dealers all leave at 3:00 pm
__________________ ![]() “The only difference between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom is lipstick.” Sarah Palin “Note this is in no way a political endorsement; I’m just quotin’ the funny stuff.” drgibson |
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
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| LOL wasn't talkin' about drugs
__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. |
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| Thumper Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 10,476
| You have never been to this place , besides after a wife and 2 daughters I don't need another woman in my life, I certianly ain't paying for another one.
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| What makes you say that? ![]() Joined: Dec 2003
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| Mr. Threadjack ![]() Joined: Aug 2007
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| 13 Tyvm. And originally the joke may have been funny but having to draw it out that far made it just look stupid.
__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon. |
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| Thumper Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
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| The daughter called awhile ago from her layover in Phoenix. She is sicker then a dog and sunburned to the point she had to wear shorts for the trip home. So on the way to the airport I need to stop and pick up some Pepto, bags for her to puke in, and air freshener. I should also park some distance from the terminal. That way the Pepto will have time to work and the cold will put the fire out on her sunburn.
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| Thumper Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
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